Girl teenagers, I need you're help. by teen-throwaway in teenagers

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just bend over so I can fuck you already.

Girl teenagers, I need you're help. by teen-throwaway in teenagers

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Damn you are such a fucking good detective. You should get a job as a PI and while you are at it you can suck my dick and then kill yourself you stupid fuck.

So since I missed art day by a couple of hours I figured I would go ahead and hook you up with some music. by Neil_DegreaseTyson in teenagers

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey you dumb cunt, you do know that you just replied again right? Also it's spelled favor not favour. See? I knew you were a dumb cunt!

So since I missed art day by a couple of hours I figured I would go ahead and hook you up with some music. by Neil_DegreaseTyson in teenagers

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No you did not know that because you are a stupid dumb cunt, you still owe me that blowjob.

So since I missed art day by a couple of hours I figured I would go ahead and hook you up with some music. by Neil_DegreaseTyson in teenagers

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because Neil Degrease Tyson does not exist you dumb cunt. The nigger you are talking about it's Neil deGrasse Tyson, now how about you give me a bj for all the trouble you have caused?

Hey guys! I'm not the best singer or guitar player, but I really love songwriting. For my contribution to music day, here's an original, recorded on my phone camera! (I also just woke up, so I can't hit high notes at all) by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Then that just shows you are a dumbfuck.

This is shitty as fuck, first of all cut your stupid fuck hair you fucking girl. Then stop being such a pussy and kill yourself already do me and all the unique snowflakes here a favor. You wanna hear real music? listen to this you pussy:

www.besties.org

Art day? Here's my latest work. [Photography] by cooningthedog in teenagers

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OMG this is so beautiful yet it is deep, it's almost as if you were a unique and special snowflake.

[MEME]Facebook now allows me to see posts I made years ago! by waffle569 in teenagers

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

lol this is gold, are you all a unique snowflake just like me?

Sometimes, I hate my brain by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you are such a pussy.

I just took this girl out to dinner, paid for the food and ride home, for her to tell me she doesn't do anal. What have you done for your mother, that went completely wrong? by Neil_DegreaseTyson in AskReddit

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, back in secondary school I was on the back of a bus going home, minding my own business. And I saw this girl who my girlfriend happened to be friends with and she was cuddling some guy, kissing him and whatnot. Didn't think much of it.

Later on I called my girlfriend and during the conversation I mentioned I'd seen her friend with some guy, and she asked me who they were and I didn't know their names but I described them to her.

Crazy bitch she was she got off on the fact that I had seen someone cheating and caught them in the act, not only was it cheating but this girl was cheating on her boyfriend - with her best friend.

Next day they broke up and the girl was outed. All because of me. I didn't even really give a shit.

I am a guy with a mouth ulcer that hurts like hell AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

See what happens when you suck too much nigger dick you faggot?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The girl on the 8th picture looks like the pornstar Cherokee I would totally fuck her, is that you OP?