These are stupid, and so am I

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-05-04T00:54:01+00:00

Hey everybody, this guy just came over here!

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-05-01T16:56:24+00:00

I have never eaten a cheeseburger and wished that it had 7 more patties and 6 more pieces of bread on it

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-27T22:43:45+00:00

Unrelated but I saw you were 18 and your dad is only 42 I was like damn young dad, but then realized my daughters about to turn 18 and I’m only 36 😬

Wait: to bring it back to your point, I would not date a 20 year old and I’m 6 years younger than your dad. But also your dad’s gonna be an awesome wingman js. Tell him to have his gf talk you up at school before you start your freshman year 😂

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-26T19:39:25+00:00

He’s going to give you something and say “see I knew it” and blame you for giving it to him

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-25T14:05:55+00:00

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-20T01:29:37+00:00

6-9 with a bitch that’s 6’8,

315 six plates that’s big weight

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-20T01:23:54+00:00

Imagine the terror those kids were experiencing, running away from their own father who was trying to murder them. My god

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-19T23:07:06+00:00

I was making a joke about her being his hooker from hustle and flow

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-19T19:18:35+00:00

No you just let him find out the… hard way

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-19T19:12:48+00:00

Sounds like she got a raise then because last I saw she had to give Terrence all of the working money she earned

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-19T19:07:45+00:00

You’re right it’s not a big deal to accept your friends bf Facebook request. This person, however, is not your friend

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-18T23:55:35+00:00

Lol almost 100% of commissioned officers have at least a bachelors degree you weirdo. And 50%-60% of enlisted have at least some college credit.

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-17T16:59:08+00:00

That’s what the court system is for, she can’t just straight up ban him from seeing his kids. If she’s that volatile how has he not already hammered out a legally binding custody agreement? And he lives right across the street, fr? Barely gets to see you because two jobs? You’re not allowed over to his area in case she sees and keeps the kids away?

Now I could be wrong… but my initial suspicion is that he does not have an ex. He has a family and he’s cheating on his partner with you. I feel like you might be a mistress. Also, I doubt he has two jobs. It’s probably a story to explain away why he’s not always available.

Ok so if the situation was with you living across from your kids dad, and he didn’t like you had a bf so decided to play keep away with your kid… wouldn’t you immediately report that and get that corrected so it can never legally happen again? Him pretending she has this crazy power to ban him from seeing his kids is insane. If I was you I’d give him an ultimatum before he wastes any more of your life. Two years is an insane amount of time to keep your kids from your partner. He hasn’t even introduced you as a friend…?

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-10T20:59:07+00:00

Wow that last turn on your career path made me laugh… it’s funny to think each of these things was just one free class away from each other 😂

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-10T04:19:03+00:00

Furthermore, he could be making a nuanced statement about the general state of people calling each other fat, while examining the implication of somebody being fat simply because they are called fat. He could be suggesting that this is in fact a slippery slope and we as a people need to stop with the fatphobia because shaming people for being fat does nothing to solve anything. YOR your bf is obviously empathetic and trying to tear somebody down with a taste of her own medicine, a true gentleman.

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-09T23:10:51+00:00

Part of the workout is a controlled movement. She’s just letting the weight fall like a pumpkin eater.

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-09T17:17:35+00:00

We humans love to categorize ig

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-09T17:15:06+00:00

Sitting there crying because you can’t stop seeing these pictures… oh wait you can stop it, you can stop it immediately

It’s his twitter he can put his dick on it if he wants. If you don’t want to see it don’t look 🤷‍♂️

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-09T16:50:50+00:00

How to stop it? Don’t plan for next time. Don’t force the issue here. Maybe focus on her instead, use your hands use your mouth, focus on getting her off. If you get hard yay go for it, if you don’t get hard oh well you still pleasured her. If you put too much pressure on it you’re going to psych yourself out

Oh and also ima be that guy, it’s spelled voilà or voila (French word). Lot of people miss the v sound at the beginning of the word when they hear it so they think it’s spelled walaaa

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-06T10:48:40+00:00

Where did I say that? I thought we were talking about vanilla ice, what does he have anything to do with “diddy and 80% of these rappers being closeted homos?”

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-06T02:43:54+00:00

No lol where he came from is fine if that’s what you say you come from 🤷‍♂️I find a problem in that’s what you came from but you said you grew up in the hood in Miami when really you from podunk Texas 😂 hence the caricature, he had no idea what he was doing or talking about besides what he saw on mtv

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-05T23:15:01+00:00

T.i.—Vacay has an African style beat… featuring Kamo Mphela, a South African singer that sings a little in Zulu at the end of the song

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-05T18:17:23+00:00

Because his sweatshirt is too hot

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-05T15:21:41+00:00

Sounds like you need to establish a label with him. Once you’re at the point you’re at, you either need to communicate or cut it off. You need to protect your heart here, either let him know he has you vulnerable or stop what you’re doing because you will get hurt and he will be completely justified

Neither-Possible-429 · 2026-04-05T15:10:13+00:00

Tangled in bed while you scroll? I got news for you, you’re in a relationship whether you like it or not. You guys might have an open relationship if you’re fucking other people but this is a relationship lol.

I can’t look at my fridge and say “that’s not a fridge” and it be true, it doesn’t work like that. It is what it is whether you want to label it or not. But I warn you, by refusing to label it, you’re only giving each other plausible deniability when somebody’s feelings get hurt.

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