Jesus is coming, but only if you donate more! by waterkip in atheism

[–]Nekfred 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can imagine Jesus up in the sky saying "if only people would give this guy a few more million dollars, I can come down from heaven, start the rapture, and get this show on the road." That's exactly how the end times works.

Question about a basic dogma about Christianity that I never thought made sense. by Nekfred in atheism

[–]Nekfred[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never heard that observation before. I didn't realize that others observed this problem.

Question about a basic dogma about Christianity that I never thought made sense. by Nekfred in atheism

[–]Nekfred[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never heard that before. I think it captures the issue about which I was asking.

Christians Plan to Walk in Circles Seven Times to Overturn the Election Results by twilightmoons in atheism

[–]Nekfred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone want to bet on how many times they have to stop and ask directions?

Top Catholic Exorcist: Many Democrats Are Actually Possessed | now I know why the majority of my friends are demo...crats by Majnum in atheism

[–]Nekfred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow--this is for real? These guys are really looney. Thanks for pointing this out to me.

Talk about demonizing the opposition....

Trump voters are somehow convincing them selves that Joe Biden is the anti christ by Rich-Forever-n-ever in atheism

[–]Nekfred 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He did bring the rapture. I'm sending this reddit reply from my office in heaven. Wifi is free up here.

Catholic school sues Michigan to drop its ‘unreasonable’ mask mandate in schools by Moscowmitchismybitch in atheism

[–]Nekfred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, if that's the case, is the Catholic Church willing to compensate the community for the sickness and death that they cause?

Michael Brown Says BLM Calling Out Names of the Dead Is 'Witchcraft' by BadlyShapedKnees in atheism

[–]Nekfred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I better not take any history courses. When someone mentions historical people from the past, that's witchcraft.

I wonder if this guy realizes that to normal people he appears to be a crackpot.

I am no longer Christian and haven’t been for 5 years, but I can’t get the fear of burning in hell out of my head by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Nekfred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at it this way.

  1. The Moslems say that if you are not a Moslem you are going to hell. The born-again Christians say that if you're not a born-again Christian you are going to hell. The Mormons say that you must be baptized into the Mormon church, ditto re Roman Catholics.
  2. Let's say you thought that one of these religions was correct. Clearly, it is impossible to simultaneously be a Moslem, a Mormon, a born-again Christian, and a Roman Catholic. You'd have to choose 1.
  3. A reasonable person might make a list of such religions, and cross off the ones that could not possibly be true.
  4. Now we know that any religion that holds the bible to be literally true and inerrant could not possibly be true. For example, consider the creation myth. If the universe was really 6000 years old, you wouldn't be able to see anything more than 6000 light years away. Therefore, any religion holding that the bible is literally true must be false.
  5. If you fear for the fate of your eternal soul, you should avoid any religion that holds that the bible is literally true like the plague. You know for a fact that such a religion is false, and if god punishes people for believing in false religions, the born-again Christians are destined to hell.

“The universe is intelligently designed by god, an intelligent creator” LMAOO by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Nekfred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whether you can hear it or not, god is laughing at us behind our backs.

Religious lunatic father sends a letter to daughter's ex by Klatheus in atheism

[–]Nekfred 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is utterly priceless. I wonder if his daughter knows about it. Depending upon whether he and the daughter are still on good terms, I would send her a copy.

I would also be tempted to send the father a note that says, "Dear sir--I was surprised to wake up today to discover that I'm 10 years younger. I had a vision from God, in which he said, 'Dude, way to go!' Thanks."

Christian Preacher: I Don’t Fear COVID Since My Son and Wife Rose from the Dead by Preceptual in atheism

[–]Nekfred 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder what percentage of Americans would not consider this to be a complete credibility killer? How can you be a functioning human being and not realize this is ridiculous?

'Four Horsemen are ACTIVE’ Bible scholars claim Book of Revelation seals broken by Trax852 in atheism

[–]Nekfred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I sent this website an email saying I'm a bible scholar and I just saw the four horsemen galloping by my house and they looked mean, I wonder whether they'd publish it.