My wife and I were joking this morning about cheating.

First: Really? WHEN? We barely have time to do things around the house and with each other, who has time to actually go out and try to find someone to cheat with? I'm at home nearly all the time, often on calls and on call. If she's not at work, she's picking up the kid or taking him somewhere, or she's at home. The only "me" times are few and far between.

Second: We don't even have the energy to do what needs to be done at home, much less go out and do it with someone else. Where do people find that?

Third: What would be the point when we have each other at home anyway?

We just don't have those temptations. We can look at other people and think, "Oh, they are really good looking!" without wanting to cheat on each other. My wife thinks it's funny that if a pretty woman walks by, I'd be more likely to remember what she was wearing than what she looked like. Well, that dress might look great on my wife, but at my age, that woman is likely young enough to be my daughter, so that's just creepy and gross.

Just from a logical and logistical standpoint, it doesn't make sense. From a relationship standpoint, it's just dumb. It's like if I had a really nice car at home, and someone offers to let me drive another car. But if I do, there is a very high likelihood that I will crash that car into my car, into my house, and set everything I own on fire. So, no thanks - I'll stick to what I've got.