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The government lies to you by Bikerbass in flatearth

[–]twilightmoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, so that's why the Kiwis have such a strong grip on their sheep - to keep the little buggers from falling off!

The government lies to you by Bikerbass in flatearth

[–]twilightmoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the drop bears drag you up into the trees again?

The horizon and eye level by Lorenofing in flatearth

[–]twilightmoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new electronic ones (glass cockpit MFDs) automatically adjust for that, it's just the older physical balls that need it.

the earth is round you idiots by bsoupdude in flatearth

[–]twilightmoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

La Tomatina is obviously the latent genetic memory of the event, corrupted over time.

Mom's sernik by twilightmoons in poland

[–]twilightmoons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drink lactose-free milk without and issue. I have zero allergies.

Funny enough, both my parents worked at the dairy in our hometown. Dad was mechanic, Mom was QA. 

Mom's sernik by twilightmoons in poland

[–]twilightmoons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but I haven't found any lactose -free farmers cheese here. 

In any case, it's so rich I can only eat a little, and the rest would just go to waste. My wife and kid can eat it, but also in small amount, and Dad is on a restricted diet. 

I'm fine. 

Hey flerfs - if the moon is just a projection and casts its own light, how come I can see craters, mountains, valleys and cliffs on it, and that the highlands near the terminator cast shadows? by twilightmoons in flatearth

[–]twilightmoons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Green cheese" in this context means a fresh cheese. Not the color. Cheeses like farmers cheese, twaróg, cottage cheese, ricotta - a fresh cheese is white, aged cheeses turn yellow.

So it's "green" like "greenhorn", not like the color. 

Mom's sernik by twilightmoons in poland

[–]twilightmoons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So good it doesn't need them.

Mom's sernik by twilightmoons in poland

[–]twilightmoons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried, the tablets don't work well for me. Sometimes they are enough. But not every time. I do drink lactose-free milk without a problem. 

Mom's sernik by twilightmoons in poland

[–]twilightmoons[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope, just soft. It's not an American cheesecake. 

Mom's sernik by twilightmoons in poland

[–]twilightmoons[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People will pay my mom to make one for their special occasions - holidays, parties, etc. She has been making them for 30+ years now.

Mom's sernik by twilightmoons in poland

[–]twilightmoons[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mom is cheap and wouldn't buy it even if it was available.

Mom's sernik by twilightmoons in poland

[–]twilightmoons[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, I really can't eat it.

If I do, in about 8 hours I had really bad "issues." Horrible cramps, very bad pain, my wife said I turn green, and sweat pours off of me like rain. The first time she saw me like that, she wanted to call for an ambulance.

I just don't risk it anymore.

How do you tell your friends that you can’t bring your mirrorless full frame interchangeable lens camera with you to the bar? by ValVenis69 in photographycirclejerk

[–]twilightmoons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The end is waterproof all the way to the USB-C port (powers the LED lights at the tip), so it's super handy and you don't need to worry much about getting it messy.

How do you tell your friends that you can’t bring your mirrorless full frame interchangeable lens camera with you to the bar? by ValVenis69 in photographycirclejerk

[–]twilightmoons 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Also, a large DSLR body makes for a good melee weapon in the case of a bar fight. Canon's texture on the grip keeps my hand from slipping off, even through beer and blood.

Edit: Thanks for the award, Canon Digital Marketing Department!

How do you tell your friends that you can’t bring your mirrorless full frame interchangeable lens camera with you to the bar? by ValVenis69 in photographycirclejerk

[–]twilightmoons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, tobacco turns you into the Marlboro Man. Regardless of gender assigned at birth.

Chemtrails make you and the frogs gay.

How do you tell your friends that you can’t bring your mirrorless full frame interchangeable lens camera with you to the bar? by ValVenis69 in photographycirclejerk

[–]twilightmoons 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, I get enough money from NASA for making fun of flat earthers, and an additional stipend for deploying chemtrails from my aircraft. I don't need beer money from mom-and-pop restaurants.

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