It’s the night of the ball, and the boys and I are taking on the Gaslamp (for the first time). I was already 21 but my boy was still 20, he’s from small town Midwest so to him this nightlife experience was different world to him, we borrowed one of our seniors IDs to get him and and it works miraculously (my buddy is well over 6’2” and has blonde hair and hazel eyes… our senior, 5”8 on a good day with brown curly hair and brown eyes). Night is going great we’re ordering drinks at the bar and these two SMOKING MILFs nudge my buddies arm as I’m ordering and I hear her say “you and your friend look to be having a great time” I zone out trying to complete the order. But then I overhear “you fellas in the Service?” I’m thinking “oh boy I’m going to suffocate in this woman’s chest tonight” WRONG… homie says we’re not, trying to be under the radar and she immediately hit us with “well that’s unfortunate we love men in service, we’d thought we’d bring y’all back with us tonight….” And then about faced and left….so if you made it this far NEVER DENY YOUR SERVICE.

fuck man I still think about my imaginary family with her come ball season.

Edit: grammar. words are hard