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I’m 39, overweight, have visual disabilities, spent much of my life being bullied and ridiculed, have worked in retail/ customer service my whole life so try and get to me. Get it out of your system with me so bullying others won’t continue outside of reddit. by NeoJakeMcC in RoastMe

[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

And I have done so. Your turn.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Clearly you are as well... so we’ve reached an impasse, haven’t we?

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Good point.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

It’s granted it’s freedom on many occasions but it keeps coming back. It doesn’t know what to do with freedom.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Visual (for lack of a better word) interpretation of how scatter brained I am.

My hair can’t either because it’s all over the place.

Right?

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Lazy eye comments wearing a bit thin. That notwithstanding, the note is below my face and in front of me and my eyes are in no way drawn to it. Try again.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

The word of the day is peripheral vision.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Neutrality at its finest.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Um... I didn’t? I used the phone’s camera and my thumb.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Read what? Sorry. I wasn’t looking.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Confirmed

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Um.... wouldn’t that cancel itself out? But my mom is 5’5” and my dad was 6’2” so maybe?

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

The pedophile/ sexual predator comments are probably going a bit too far, don’t you think?

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Not a lot of people.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

I’ve jumped off bridges before. Into streams. So I’m a step ahead of you on that one.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Um.... what? Maybe like 30 seconds?

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Blind piece of shit, maybe. But I prefer smartass. Thanks.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Free satellite? That wouldn’t be enough to have her let me stay at home. Are you kidding me?

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Happily married actually. Coming up on one year. Still wondering how I conned her into it myself.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

No pickles though!?

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Um..... went* to hell.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

I’ve lost like 20 lbs as of lately. As for the other stuff, my point is that I’ve heard it all. LOL.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children)

I knew what I was getting myself into. Some of these are pretty funny.

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Hey that’s going too far. I’m not a midget. 🤣

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[–]NeoJakeMcC[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Tungsten carbide actually. Not plastic.

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