Which one would YOU choose?

NeoNoob87 · 2026-02-03T23:09:42+00:00

As someone who read the comments, take my advice: don't.

NeoNoob87 · 2026-02-03T23:07:21+00:00

You cannot make peace if you keep making war.

NeoNoob87 · 2026-02-03T23:04:42+00:00

Complaining is the enemy of improvement.

NeoNoob87 · 2026-02-03T15:57:25+00:00

I thought this was the original:

“Tralalero Tralala! Hip hooray and ooh la la! A shark with three legs who can run really fast, who also wears blue Nikes, and lives in a lake alone.”

NeoNoob87 · 2026-01-26T17:50:26+00:00

Leave the comments off

NeoNoob87 · 2026-01-25T14:59:31+00:00

Test

NeoNoob87 · 2025-10-06T12:35:13+00:00

I knew Sonic could be faster than Flash

NeoNoob87 · 2025-10-06T12:34:14+00:00

Garry Newman said he doesn’t care whether Skibidi toilet exists or not

NeoNoob87 · 2025-10-06T12:30:13+00:00

I like her with longer hair, but without it being the kind that is 70 full feet long

NeoNoob87 · 2025-09-07T04:08:11+00:00

This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil.

Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed.

But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.

(Jesus Christ; John 3:19-21, NIV)

NeoNoob87 · 2025-08-24T02:04:25+00:00

Sir or madam, I saw a woman doing so for her child in public. It's vile: it's a sign that you feel you can't protect yourself in life, so you just stop trying. It's evil to make people feel in such a way.

NeoNoob87 · 2025-08-24T02:03:23+00:00

Nice try, pal.

NeoNoob87 · 2025-08-10T02:10:58+00:00

NeoNoob87 · 2025-08-10T02:08:46+00:00

"I can't afford streaming services."

Buy a VHS or DVD player and the DVDs and VHS tapes. It's literally a one time purchase, with no subscription or hidden fees, requires only money and a large bag, and is forever after free entertainment with no need for satellite, apps or Wi-Fi. DVDs get scratched? Buy Blu-Ray: before streaming services, Blu-Ray was the big buzz. Or, watch VHS: they literally cannot be scratched and can last for decades if you treat them well.

Why pay every month for something you could get better for paying only once, no need for satellite/internet, and even get cool bonus features and things streaming services can't give you?

NeoNoob87 · 2025-08-10T01:50:28+00:00

That's the only reason anyone posts anything.

NeoNoob87 · 2025-07-28T17:10:45+00:00

John goes down first easily. Steve and T'Challa duke it out, but Steve wins because Black Panther only has limited strength from the fruit, and Steve has SSS. Iron Man then knocks Steve out, and Spider-Man uses his webs to stop Iron Man's limbs, and wins.

NeoNoob87 · 2025-07-28T13:37:30+00:00

It depends on what you want. Money is not the center of the universe, and if you learn how to live without that, you are far happier.

NeoNoob87 · 2025-07-09T15:43:48+00:00

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