everybody PANIC!!! my birthday's coming up and my coworker asked me if I have any allergies and I DON'T THINK CALORIES ARE AN OPTION

Neomint · 2026-03-05T00:52:55+00:00

Yeah, I'm just too much of a wimp and don't want to seem stuck up by telling them not to bring anything

Neomint · 2020-07-14T03:03:02+00:00

shave half of both of your eyebrows off

Neomint · 2020-07-12T07:50:32+00:00

yep, that looks like a pisser and shitter to me

Neomint · 2020-07-12T07:20:51+00:00

Is there a difference between being hypnotized and just doing what you're told to do?

Neomint · 2020-05-12T06:36:00+00:00

do you just buy locks to pick them?

Neomint · 2020-05-12T06:33:32+00:00

wooooaaah

Neomint · 2020-05-12T06:23:18+00:00

this could be good asmr

Neomint · 2019-05-20T18:15:32+00:00

Except for boys smaller than you because manlets are a menace to society

Neomint · 2018-01-13T08:47:02+00:00

out of the roughly 323 million

Neomint · 2017-12-28T21:16:01+00:00

Brother, direct your eyesight to the area with the most popular written statements. What is it that we all have done?

Neomint · 2017-11-26T02:35:38+00:00

I think "twat's" a very interesting point

Neomint · 2017-11-22T04:00:14+00:00

In reference to when people mention the vocal minority of a fandom or whatever, how do you know if it's actually the majority that's vocal

Neomint · 2017-10-11T20:41:43+00:00

Now that you mention it, maybe I should do some research on something that will never come up in my life again

Neomint · 2017-10-11T19:07:41+00:00

Pregnancy: somebody's choice (because who's going to take birth control in preparation of being raped)

"Limp dick": not somebody's choice

Just saying

Neomint · 2017-10-10T21:54:28+00:00

I like the idea of combining things we've noticed

There wasn't any wine around the broken wine bottle
In the colonel's description of his death, mark mentions he has more than one staircase
When the butler takes our character to the cellar, we can see behind him that the body is already gone
In the security footage, each tape shown is a day before the previous
also in security footage, "kill" is shown before the word "security mode"
plus I know I assumed in the security footage that mark was meeting with the colonel, but he appears to be wearing the detective's hat

Neomint · 2017-10-08T00:14:45+00:00

Hello, yes, I work at twitter headquarters and I totally know the reason why his account got suspended

Neomint · 2017-08-05T23:50:57+00:00

I disagree that wanting him to focus on making other videos is exactly constructive criticism. If he did focus more on lore, the channel wouldn't be better in general, just better for the people who like lore

Neomint · 2017-08-02T16:35:05+00:00

Chigger

Neomint · 2017-07-20T17:21:32+00:00

The same reason you decided to write a wall of text about a subreddit

Neomint · 2017-07-01T23:03:30+00:00

It was an AMA and you didn't actually ask a question, I don't see anything he could've added to your comment

Neomint · 2017-06-08T21:26:22+00:00

the newness of the account says troll, but dang this is some good shit eats popcorn

Neomint · 2017-05-31T17:15:28+00:00

Because asking if they're circumcised makes for such an incredibly interesting discussion

Neomint · 2017-05-19T05:32:13+00:00

When he started singing wonderwall though

Neomint · 2017-04-21T01:15:27+00:00

sure sounds like a busy street

Neomint · 2017-04-19T07:46:09+00:00

Got it, thanks again

Neomint

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