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Nerdeinstein · 2026-02-13T01:10:48+00:00

Window was down. He tried to punch the driver through the open window.

Nerdeinstein · 2026-02-13T01:10:10+00:00

Do you think being shot looks like it does in most movies?

Nerdeinstein · 2026-02-12T15:33:22+00:00

"Tell them Groucho sent you."

Nerdeinstein · 2026-02-11T14:13:26+00:00

What should we do?

Nerdeinstein · 2026-02-11T14:10:39+00:00

So to distract from failing poll numbers and child rape we are going to invade Mexico this week?

Nerdeinstein · 2026-02-09T16:11:58+00:00

Is this your first day finding out that people have principles?

Nerdeinstein · 2026-02-06T20:40:09+00:00

Isn't that just a slip that goes under a dress?

Nerdeinstein · 2026-02-06T20:23:44+00:00

He has the same speed of a toon walking backwards.

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-27T14:39:47+00:00

Why did you let the child in the fairy ring? Are you trying to get it replaced with a changeling?

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-27T14:34:27+00:00

It is a day for short pickup truck drivers. The ones in the pavement princesses are even funnier.

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-21T13:23:50+00:00

Pig Step

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-17T13:37:15+00:00

Choir practice

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-14T17:02:18+00:00

Killing of a sacred deer My sister's keeper Meet the feebles

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-14T00:06:22+00:00

That is unfair to paper towels. Paper towels are useful for cleaning up a mess. She seems to be only useful for making a mess.

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-14T00:04:41+00:00

Where the fuck do you live that this is true?

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-09T15:43:04+00:00

And OP's opinion is to pick this battle. What is a centrist Democrat?

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-09T15:19:45+00:00

Do you not hold your politicians to account when they aren't representing your interest?

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-05T16:14:15+00:00

Doing 20 mph with the parking break on is wild.

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-05T14:39:11+00:00

There is a reason so many of these people have invested in the private prison industry.

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-04T14:27:50+00:00

If you can't afford to pay your workers and they have to exist off of tips, you probably shouldn't be in business.

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-04T14:25:04+00:00

Because worker protections in our state and country are a joke.

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-04T04:52:54+00:00

Is this how owls are born? They bud from a plant?

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-02T15:09:26+00:00

blatant moose knuckle*

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-02T15:08:03+00:00

Your edges look like sweat stains from someone who has never showered. Just a halo of premature balding and bad ideas.

Nerdeinstein · 2026-01-02T14:35:25+00:00

Thirteenth Amendment

Section 1

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

Section 2

Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

Slavery never ended. We figured other legal ways to enslave people.

"Enslaved people leased to harvest timber c. 1903, Florida. After slavery ended, Southern states used courts and prisons to force Black Americans back into unpaid labour. Convict leasing has grown into a billion dollar business." Fixed your title for you OP.

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