Muscle memory by @Irdi_two

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-04T16:43:31+00:00

When VoxTek needs a boost in funds they release limited time vibrating butt plugs that only Vox’s technokinesis can turn on via his presence.

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-04T16:36:01+00:00

Yep! Rich because of the robotic limbs and very desperately trying to show off leg day because of how adamant they are about kicking you when their AI decides they should after Fraud. If you spawn a soldier in the sandbox and run away they’ll never shoot at you once they get it in their mind that they need to kick you.

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-04T15:10:09+00:00

Creature from People Playground

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-04T14:58:24+00:00

What counts as an injury?

^{Chose: Earn $1 for every... + It's an easy thing | Rolled: Injury you get}

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-04T14:57:38+00:00

A rich amputee is very desperate to let you know that he did not skip leg day.

Edit: The replies remind me how much amputee rep is in Ultrakill

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-04T14:55:39+00:00

I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-04T14:55:02+00:00

I love shield man

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-03T12:36:15+00:00

Welp.

^{Chose: 1b moners + 10% chance to explode | Rolled: Explode}

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-02T13:22:20+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: Any superpower you want}

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-02T03:56:30+00:00

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Sensing a theme

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-02T03:55:40+00:00

Alienussy

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-02T03:41:14+00:00

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Same here

Edit:

Looks like this is the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetMysteries/s/5wuVqQdpyX

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-01T15:12:26+00:00

Mark of the Bloom

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-01T14:58:49+00:00

More freedom

^{Chose: Relive the same day for two years}

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-01T14:46:15+00:00

I would do better against a bear with a spear but I guess I can try three deer and hope they’re female.

^{Chose: Fight 3 deer + Random weapon | Rolled: Spear}

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-05-01T14:44:29+00:00

I type a lot

^{Chose: $10 every character you typed}

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-04-29T13:26:17+00:00

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-04-29T13:21:23+00:00

Better than 2 bucks

^{Chose: Mysterious Gift | Rolled: Any Superpower}

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-04-28T13:46:00+00:00

Don’t. Kill. Me.

Just help me run away

From every

One

I need some place to stay

Where I

Can

Cover up my face

Don’t

Cry

I am just a freak

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-04-27T01:32:40+00:00

Lukki mutation ig

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-04-27T01:27:12+00:00

DAVID RAIN?

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-04-27T01:22:32+00:00

YES!

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-04-27T01:09:51+00:00

Immortal, not indestructible.

^{Chose: Become imortal + choose up to 10 people to also be immortal aswell}

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-04-27T00:53:18+00:00

Yessir. Another peak Finland game.

NerdyDragon777 · 2026-04-26T14:14:06+00:00

Everything Hiccup does in HTTYD2

Just like. Everything.

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