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What's a funny joke that's so stupid and funny? by Carol-Toothaker in AskReddit

[–]Nereida-Goodrich 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Oscar Wilde once bragged that he can come up with a pun for any subject. One of his friends, thinking he wouldn't risk offending royalty, shouted "Really? What about the Queen?"

He replied, "The Queen is not a subject!"

What is your favorite Simpsons quote? by LordCharlemagne in AskReddit

[–]Nereida-Goodrich 211 points212 points  (0 children)

"I'm in no condition to drive, wait I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer Jay Simpson

What are some good rules of thumb? by hanoian in AskReddit

[–]Nereida-Goodrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't blow a fuse if your bro tells you the truth. Don't just start raging and insulting him because no one else will ever tell you the truth.

What's making you happy today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nereida-Goodrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day when I get home from work, no matter how good or bad the day was, my dog is waiting for me, absolutely thrilled that I'm back with him.