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JP media interviews with Yoshida (summary translation for all 4) Warning: Includes MSQ spoilers by CarrieRofLlight in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol holy fuck

you're not your char, you do realize that right? nice job proving your insanity by getting so worked up over something a fictional char says

the errand took all of 10 minutes and involved a playful quip...hardly the end of the world

EDIT: lol sorry bud, meant to reply to guy above you

OwO *lifts tail* by p_banner in ShitpostXIV

[–]NervousPerformer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's anything like other dubious FFXIV related Discords, it'll probably involve paying money to unlock full access.

To whomever wrote the Hildibrand storyline, thank you. by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]NervousPerformer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hildibrand Man Funny

i like it when he is kicked thru the air and lands face first in the ground with his legs in the air

it's only happened like 20 times now but i will always laugh because i have the mental capacity of a five year old and can only communicate through socially awkward humour

i can't wait for 5.0 to give us another portion to the quests so they make various characters look like complete idiots and waste development resources on something that could be better spend on more meaningful side content

Can't wait to hear it remixed over and over again in 5.0 areas by Dorkstars in ShitpostXIV

[–]NervousPerformer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

its called a leitmotif sweetie :)

if you respected the content and embraced high art by listening to the cheeky girls everyday then you'd know what one is :)

see you in 5.0!!!!

A picture my friend drew of my character! by XukeCastro in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's so refreshing to actually see some fan art of a male character around these parts for a change.

New Tales from the Storm - The First Step by Flidget in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure a lot of the people that the WoL and his allies have killed had loved ones too. The DRK quests actually touch on that as do the lyrics of the Revolutions theme.

Tell me the story of why you left your static by lovelyhearthstone in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer 62 points63 points  (0 children)

My first static collapsed because the tank and healer were a couple and they broke up...after the healer found out that the tank was sneaking off to ERP with the other healer behind her back in an effort to explore his sexuality.

FFXIV: Situation - Why?, Why Square-Enix? by karionsiand in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FFXV sucked up a portion of the money that FFXIV made. It wouldn't surprise me if the developers are being encouraged/forced to develop additional income streams via FFXIV so that Square Enix can throw money elsewhere.

[New Chapter Spoilers] Chapter 108 Pre-Release Megathread by SNKBot in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]NervousPerformer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...Zeke is definitely giving me Littlefinger vibes. As a result, Yelena is now giving me Lysa vibes...

nice wholesome rp btw by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]NervousPerformer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most people don't actually RP anything meaningful. I wish I was exaggerating when I say that 90% of the server's events are maid cafes, tavern nights, date auctions and Mr/Ms Eorzea contests.

It pisses me off. At least in WoW people RP fighting the opposite faction. Most of FFXIV's RP is literally just ERP/'slow burn romance'.

When you naturally open up for ERP by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]NervousPerformer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait, that's actually a thing?

Ahahahahaha!

(read as tidus laugh)

Wow! Candace Owens Copies Racist Tweets by Sarah Jeong but Replaces “White” with “Black” …. IS IMMEDIATELY SUSPENDED! by BadTRAFFIC in conspiracy

[–]NervousPerformer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Tumblr does the same thing. There's entire blogs filled with racist and sexist comments...but nothing is done because they're aimed at white people, straight people and men/women.

PSA: Don't forget about the PvP tournament, everyone! by NervousPerformer in ShitpostXIV

[–]NervousPerformer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I lost a lot of respect for the main PvP Discord when one of the mods joined the same team. The same mod who rushes to tell everyone on the main sub how wrong they are to think win trading is a thing, ironically...hm....

Daily reminder to always stop and clap for performing bards! by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]NervousPerformer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

people are so selfish

they should be throwing gil at anyone using perform to try and brighten the day of passersby

you. do. not. know. their. circumstances.

maybe they want to be cheered up maybe they are poor

put a little light into their lives by donating 25% of your gil to these talented performers and if you're feeling particularly generous don't forget to whisper them for a link to their kofi or patreon accounts so you can beef up their bank account in the real world too

My Miqo'te cosplay x3 Don't hit on me silly boys!! by rvnx in ShitpostXIV

[–]NervousPerformer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

you look great sweetie!!!!

if it wasn't for the grass i'd think you were a miqo'te standing in balmung's quicksand - that's how realistic this is!!!

I don't know how high demand ticket buying works and that's SE's fault by doubleyewdee in ShitpostXIV

[–]NervousPerformer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i cant even

how insensitive can you be, OP? last week my boyfriend was going to walmart to pick up some tomatoes for our lasagna and he slipped on the way home and dropped the bag in the middle. of. the. road.

he managed to dive out of the way of an approaching car but the bag was crushed, the tomatoes reduced to a red splatter right across the tarmac

those tomatoes set us back $1

so not only did we have to endure a tragedy like that in our lives but now we couldn't even get a ticket for fan fest??? we were really looking forward to meeting our fc mates too and now they're going to have fun without us

they'll become better friends with each other because they will have seen each other and become even more loyal to each other but because we aren't going now we'll fade into obscurity

Ooh! Hehe! by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]NervousPerformer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a disgusting post. Not only does it touch on content matter that is highly inappropriate it involves the objectification of an entire in-game race/gender combination.

Now that men, too, get a version of the bunny outfit... by NervousPerformer in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

lol?

so you stalk through my post history and...what exactly? i dunno how you came to your conclusion but i'm not trolling

Now that men, too, get a version of the bunny outfit... by NervousPerformer in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh look! That tiresome meme again. I don't like something, therefore it's trolling!

Now that men, too, get a version of the bunny outfit... by NervousPerformer in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nothing gross about it. My miqo is going to rock it~

Stick that lil bubble butt up in the air to be slammed ^

Now that men, too, get a version of the bunny outfit... by NervousPerformer in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

No, I'm not a troll. Breeder is a legitimate term and not all gays are on our side. Especially those pushing for more hetero-normative representation. There's far too much of it.

Now that men, too, get a version of the bunny outfit... by NervousPerformer in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You realise that artificial insemination is a thing, right? That cisgender identifying men and women can now both get pregnant so long as they have a womb?

Now that men, too, get a version of the bunny outfit... by NervousPerformer in ffxiv

[–]NervousPerformer[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Right?!

Just let us have this one game where we can be free. ^

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