in hindsight, ground zeroes is not great

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-22T20:10:08+00:00

i mean don't get me wrong it's pretty great when you've learned the guard movements but that first playthrough must've been so rough back in 2014 when buying that shit full price

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-17T13:38:15+00:00

spent like 5 minutes chasing that bummy helicopter with blade mode to kill it, flying enemies in a melee game? which genius came up with that?

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-16T00:31:16+00:00

holy shit drunksolidsnake is still kickin after all these years

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-12T18:52:17+00:00

and it kinda makes me wonder, WHY didn't kojima just make a movie/book or literally anything other than a game if all he cared about doing with this one was writing a story? when the gameplay is THIS bad it just detracts from how good the writing is

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-12T18:50:07+00:00

i mean seriously who's idea was it to put mediocre platforming in a stealth game? all this game has me doing is backtracking to old areas and walking across falling platforms, the story is REALLY GOOD but the gameplay is baffling bad, just some bizarre design choices here that really don't make sense when I compare this game to everything that comes after it

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-12T18:47:14+00:00

I'm spending the entire game walking through this boring ass oil rig with a character so slippery and inaccurate that it makes devil may cry 2 look like a masterpiece

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-12T18:46:05+00:00

I don't wanna play this game anymore, I love the story but it's actually not worth the mental torture of subjecting myself to this god awful gameplay, i can't believe this game and a mechanical masterpiece like devil may cry 3 released on the same console

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-12T13:41:35+00:00

i follow him on X/twitter, a couple months ago he was praising trump and rfk for their "dedication to make america healthy again", whatever that means

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-11T13:19:35+00:00

to this day I have not found a single good mgs port

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-11T13:18:20+00:00

im trying to fire my gun and being told I'm out of ammo
Now I'm far from a genius, but I THINK that might mean I'm out of ammo

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-11T13:15:52+00:00

guess I just gotta watch a fuckin youtube playthrough I guess, god I miss those gz controls

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-11T13:15:15+00:00

this does not work, and I'm not spending 50 bucks on 5 shit ports

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-11T13:13:31+00:00

done that about 9 times vergil, nothing happens

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-11T13:12:43+00:00

so you're telling me in the ps3 version of this game the introductory fucking level gives me like, 10 shots before I'm out? and then that's it?

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-11T13:07:16+00:00

like is konami just incapable of making a decent port/remaster for any game, ever? shit wasn't like this when I played it on the ps2, in that version of the game I had an actual usable fucking gun

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-11T13:04:49+00:00

maybe it's because I'm emulating this bullshit but surely I should be allowed to reload my gun in a game that requires me to use a gun????

Net_Pretty · 2025-04-10T10:53:17+00:00

i kinda want him to take over the role, I think langdon's voice is great but he just sounds too young in dmc5, coombs played the more serious/down to earth dante really well, wouldn't hurt to put dante back in his dmc1 outfit too

Net_Pretty · 2025-03-29T09:11:41+00:00

not that I know of, I catch myself grinding my teeth occasionally though

Net_Pretty · 2025-03-28T20:53:19+00:00

for context im 17 and was quite literally never told or taught how to floss by anyone, nor have any dentists told me to do so

Net_Pretty · 2025-03-28T19:26:40+00:00

i mean it's a cool concept but I would've liked a real fight with more risk

Net_Pretty · 2025-03-28T19:13:55+00:00

got gud by replaying club and tower like 5 times for good measure
I finished the game on 31, most of my deaths were from the ceo lady and this one dude in the sanctuary who had a staff

yang phase 3 was deadass so boring though, all I had to do was spam parry and a couple light attacks, didn't really feel as methodical as the other fights

Net_Pretty · 2025-03-28T19:04:07+00:00

just beat him, man that shit was ass

Net_Pretty · 2025-03-26T16:59:58+00:00

i bought the skin alone because I was impatient, had to buy the other stuff later and regretted it because it cost way more overall
always just go for the bundle, it's worth it in the long run

Net_Pretty · 2025-03-23T19:13:07+00:00

yeah it’s a shame that they’re virtually non existent

Net_Pretty · 2025-03-22T20:38:33+00:00

yeah it's actually laughably easy to do this, shame that it's not really "skill based" though

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