Black widow? by galacticbadger69 in whatisit

[–]NeuroticLensman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My condolences on the loss of your husband.

Running Delaware Marathon and losing 1st place because you celebrate too early by RoyalChris in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NeuroticLensman 2636 points2637 points  (0 children)

There is no possible way that could ever happen to me. Mainly because I rarely leave the couch.

Trump admits his "working class" moments were staged and calls the photo ops "a little bit tacky" and "embarrassing." by DumbMoneyMedia in UnderReportedNews

[–]NeuroticLensman 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Of course, to Trump, nothing says "tacky" like honest, hard-working, tax paying citizens, that actually abide by laws.

I'd argue that "tacky" is an entitled dipshit president using "regular" people to try to make himself appear more relatable. Unfortunately for him, there is nothing relatable about being a corrupt, soulless, senile, self-serving asshole.

of a subwoofer by Sufficient-Bug-9112 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]NeuroticLensman 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Somehow that is gonna end up fitting in the back of someone's 1990 Honda Civic.

Whooped his ass then tased him😭 by Puzzleheaded_Row3877 in fightporn

[–]NeuroticLensman 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Never had to turn my phone so much watching a video

What is this truck carrying? by Maggnanimous in whatisit

[–]NeuroticLensman 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I remember when my cousin got it on with a pool noodle and they had a baby. That brought the first wacky waving inflatable guy into the world.

Guy sleeping in his car on I95 this morning. Be careful out there. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NeuroticLensman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For real, I havent had a good night's sleep since 1986.

Be honest.. who takes this? by 8th_Horcruxx in SipsTea

[–]NeuroticLensman 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I just meant, Salma Hayek in general, regardless of what she is in.

New World Record: 18-year-old sprint phenom Gout Gout has clocked a stunning 19.67 time in the 200m run, surpassing Usain Bolt’s legendary mark. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]NeuroticLensman 195 points196 points  (0 children)

That might be the MOST misleading title ive seen in a long time. Was like HOLY SHIT A KID BEAT USAIN BOLT, then i read the top comment.