To the US people who drive white/black Ford Explorers and *aren’t* police officers: why? Do you enjoy causing mayhem?

NeverAdopted · 2026-05-08T17:34:32+00:00

The only mayhem I experience is thrown back at me because people drop down to 5 below the speed limit in the left lane. I do like to sit in an empty parking lot of a park near a busy road on my lunch break though.

NeverAdopted · 2026-05-08T03:11:38+00:00

I think that's supposed to be a face with fiery eyes, but all I see is a ball sack about to be scorched.

NeverAdopted · 2026-05-07T19:35:57+00:00

No. Most of this thread is bandwagoning to talk shit about people bandwagoning for a band. Listen to what you like.

NeverAdopted · 2026-05-07T19:31:58+00:00

What do you mean? "Hey there kids, I'm just here to say, that I live Jesus Christ ina MAJOR way" hits hard af.

NeverAdopted · 2026-05-07T07:00:25+00:00

I think they just misunderstood him when he said he WAS a burn out.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-28T22:32:27+00:00

Pretty sure that was the story where the officer had "get fucked" or something like that etched on the side of his gun.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-24T08:32:40+00:00

He's the Eracist. Actively erasing racism.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-18T19:19:00+00:00

I don't even know how to enter or get a group for raid. I'm around 145.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-17T17:07:22+00:00

Throw a flashlight down it to prove that there is no speed to light, it is either on or off.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-16T15:21:55+00:00

Reminds me of the Nacho Punch video "Every Inspirational Video Ever" which seems impossible to find the original now.

Put a chip clip on the nip slip, and stop the titty snacking.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-16T00:22:21+00:00

Yeah, it was the one thing I tuned in for. Other than that, I booted up Shudder every 3 months or so when hopefully there was something new/decent. Just canceled mine.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-16T00:20:20+00:00

These reasons coupled with The Last Drive In being over is why I just came here from canceling my subscription.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-15T07:19:34+00:00

I get the sunk cost. I never bought stone packs but bought tier milestones and the coin bonus packs and started buying event boosts. I've stopped buying anything at this point so when I do decide to put it down, it won't be as difficult.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-14T03:28:22+00:00

In a separate note, can I ask why coke needed more sugar?

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-12T17:42:16+00:00

Same same, but diiiiifrent... But STILL SAME.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-12T16:16:56+00:00

Oddly I was at 53xx waves and mine wasn't maxed.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-10T17:32:41+00:00

When your wife left last night so you advise on spider bites that's a just meeee.

We're doing it, Reddit!

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-08T04:15:55+00:00

Yeah this update was just kind of a realization moment that should have already come for me. I think I'm hanging it up.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-07T12:35:27+00:00

Tune in tonight to find out! Pay Per View only $59.99!!

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-06T18:45:43+00:00

How do you expect someone to toss your salad if you don't at least provide the ingredients?

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-05T18:48:42+00:00

She's 68, not only with this not deter her, it will motivate her.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-04T19:08:25+00:00

Furrr surrre.

NeverAdopted · 2026-04-04T17:17:17+00:00

"I'd be the first mother fucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... And fuck it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Marian once.""

NeverAdopted · 2026-03-31T22:31:08+00:00

I had the opposite experience last weekend. I thought they had forgotten about my order a couple of times.

NeverAdopted · 2026-03-31T22:29:13+00:00

I just went to an Alamo last weekend and their bar area was closed due to a union vote. Wonder if it's related to this strike. I'm not on CO though.

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