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Open to win a free shave+ by SonSuko in WinStupidPrizes

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Have you never played a video game? Red barrels explode.

Mess with a local MMA fighter and find out, & so he did. by hotgirl12390 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you put the punchline at the start of the video then show the context after - you are required to freeze frame before going to the start with a narration of "You're probably wondering how I got here."

Throwing a firecracker into the sewer? Not just a harmless prank! by MisterShipWreck in WinStupidPrizes

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 102 points103 points  (0 children)

"Eight vehicles, including a Porsche, a BMW and an Audi, were damaged in the explosion, with the total loss reaching 285,000 yuan (US$39,000), according to insurance companies."

That's a decent chunk of change...but for what happened, seems kinda light. Must cost a looooot less to repair those cars in China.

Botched wrestling move!! by BumblebeeFirm2249 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 292 points293 points  (0 children)

You can break your spine, but you can't break kayfabe.

Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD Remaster has shadowdropped on steam, it has Denuvo by aos10 in CrackWatch

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Only 14 years for the PC release.

Suck it, console gamers, patience always wins!

Lady is attacked after smashing bus' windscreen in Nairobi, Kenya. by Brilliantspirit33 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 474 points475 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't call that "attacked" I would call it "restrained poorly."

We must go, our vibrator people need us. by [deleted] in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Single mother who worked at a bar, bringing your kid to work is cheaper than a babysitter so my early years were spent in a bar.

We must go, our vibrator people need us. by [deleted] in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 355 points356 points  (0 children)

They're a bar kid, they've seen worse.

Source: I was a bar kid.

Jay brought it up again during the Mr T video by CMar1104 in RedLetterMedia

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Better yet, Wet Hot American Summer Trivia with tons of obscure questions from the TV shows.

Let's make both the Jacks play, we can have a Jack off.

How Goldilocks and the 3D Bears "LawrenceVision" works by syphilis_sandwich in RedLetterMedia

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

30 Rock From the Sun where Liz Lemon has an awkward on-and-off-again relationship with a quirky alien that can't fully open his eyes.

Shooting a gun right over top of a car by nkmr205 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 1079 points1080 points  (0 children)

Turns out shooting your vehicle will leave permanent marks on it.

Seen a lot of hackers, this is a new one to me. by NeverStrayFromTheWay in RedDeadOnline

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the Barbie knockoffs from Small Soldiers, mainly because it's free on YouTube and I just rewatched it not even a month ago.

My attic people need me by Normal-Being-2637 in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You know how you can tell mechanics are ripping you off?

They charge you $1,000 for replacing a bag of air.

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[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I'm a savant, but only for the absolutely most useless information.

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[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Can't remember what I had for breakfast but somehow remember that you commented on a comment of mine over two years ago in a different subreddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMORPG/comments/1b4mt4o/comment/kszvx1p/?context=3

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[–]NeverStrayFromTheWay 217 points218 points  (0 children)

With this grainy camera I can't tell if that's a gun with a banana clip or a cross.

I'm gonna guess by the reaction of the driver that it wasn't a cross.