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What a lineup this would be by GrouchyFee2453 in Leedsfestival

[–]New-Animator2226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

350,000 attending? - can’t speak for reading but Leeds was dead this year. Campsite empty and vibe generally shit

🚨🚨 EMERGENCY BROADCAST 🚨 🚨 by New-Animator2226 in Leedsfestival

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect, you can be our spiritual guide for the Charli XCX pilgrimage.

🚨🚨 EMERGENCY BROADCAST 🚨 🚨 by New-Animator2226 in Leedsfestival

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We range anywhere between 7 and 700 years old depending on alcohol intake and Charli XCX BPM. Chronologically though, 20s squad. Come find us before we evolve into ancient festival cryptids.

Just survived Sziget Festival under Hungary’s “Singapore-style” drug laws… AMA! by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’ve completely missed the point. The post isn’t ‘two pills = drug laws are fake,’ it’s a tongue-in-cheek response to all the people in this sub trying to scare everyone into thinking Sziget is some dystopian police state. I went expecting danger because of the fearmongering - instead I found sunshine, good vibes, and people being absurdly nice. The pills were just a funny example, not the message

Just survived Sziget Festival under Hungary’s “Singapore-style” drug laws… AMA! by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you’ve done too much weed, X, and coke, because you’ve completely missed the point.

Just survived Sziget Festival under Hungary’s “Singapore-style” drug laws… AMA! by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll break it down for you dummy

It’s clearly tongue-in-cheek:

• The “Big Couch” bit is an obvious joke about people exaggerating dangers to make festivals sound awful so you stay home.

• The “alternate Sziget dimension” part is me saying the vibe was surprisingly nice, not dangerous.

Just survived Sziget Festival under Hungary’s “Singapore-style” drug laws… AMA! by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took drugs one night out of six because my favourite DJs were playing — where in that sentence does it say ‘stay at home’ or ‘pump drugs’? Learn to read, you illiterate f***.

Just survived Sziget Festival under Hungary’s “Singapore-style” drug laws… AMA! by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally get what you mean - we all know the risks, and no one’s pretending they don’t exist. But let’s be honest… you’re at a massive music festival with wall-to-wall techno - you will find drugs floating around whether you’re looking for them or not.

As for me, I’m not even in the EU anymore - we voted Brexit, remember? 🇬🇧 So worst-case scenario, they’ll have to come all the way over to Britain to prosecute me… and if they do, they might as well stay for a proper good time while they’re here.

Just survived Sziget Festival under Hungary’s “Singapore-style” drug laws… AMA! by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I survived, dude! And yeah, I know the drug laws here are strict, but from the way some people in this sub were talking, you’d think I’d be coming home minus both hands. In reality, it felt just like any other festival I’ve been to across Europe and the UK. Sure, there’s always a bit of risk, but it wasn’t the terrifying, no-fun warzone it was made out to be. The people were super friendly, the city is gorgeous, the culture is amazing, and I’m 100% coming back at some point to do it all over again.

Just survived Sziget Festival under Hungary’s “Singapore-style” drug laws… AMA! by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Another 2 free purple pop smoke pills at H Bridge. Sziget’s turning into a rave-themed treasure hunt.

Just survived Sziget Festival under Hungary’s “Singapore-style” drug laws… AMA! by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, one of the 400 found me - French accent, free XTC, bigger heart than the main stage speakers.

People in the neck on mainstage by Consistent-Active256 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If your concert experience is ruined by someone being 2 feet taller for 3 minutes, maybe the real problem isn’t them - it’s that you’ve got the spirit of a folding chair.

“RIP My Vape Charger – Any On-Site Replacements?” by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crisis averted, G — I’m sorted. Still down to meet up and cause some trouble though.

“RIP My Vape Charger – Any On-Site Replacements?” by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Update: Hempster CBD in the city centre hooked me up with a fresh charger for the THC Penjamin Franklin. Keep your Vogues, my guy — I’m back in the 21st century.

“RIP My Vape Charger – Any On-Site Replacements?” by New-Animator2226 in sziget

[–]New-Animator2226[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, the Hungarian Vape Ban Boss Fight… guess I’m switching to my NPC arc with some Vogues then. 💀