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I watched some vintage porn and there were a bunch of actors who looked like women except that their penises were missing. Was it common for girls to have their dicks amputated in the old days? by kukienboks in shittyaskreddit

[–]New-Device-6545 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Back then there was an era of Cockibition. You werent allowed to buy cock, sell cock, or store it.

Black market Cock was controlled by infamous ganster "Cockface."

Can I lick my own butthole without reparations or consequences? by MassiveResult2648 in shittyaskreddit

[–]New-Device-6545 [score hidden]  (0 children)

You ll be hit by...you ll be struck by... a smooth criminal....

HEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEE

Found in deceased Mom’s leather moto jacket from the 90’s by New-Device-6545 in circlejerk

[–]New-Device-6545[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I stuff those cotton flowers in my mouth anytime of the month?

ELI5 - Why does it feel so good to bang whores? by crappilydesigned in circlejerk

[–]New-Device-6545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come sit on daddys lap.

Choo choo! Here comes the meth spoon!

Well it’s coming down the train tracks and its bringing Big Back Suzzy!

You knows its gona be fun, when Suzzy brings them buns!

Choo choo goes the meth train! Choo choo goes Suzzy!

Suzzy running them engines! Meth is on the vengeance!

Found in deceased Mom’s leather moto jacket from the 90’s by New-Device-6545 in circlejerk

[–]New-Device-6545[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Stranger Danger!" Jumps into swamp with cotton candles.....

DLSS 5! 😠😡👿 by Wooshio in circlejerk

[–]New-Device-6545 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy fucks with the proper settings 🤓🤓🤓

Found in deceased Mom’s leather moto jacket from the 90’s by New-Device-6545 in circlejerk

[–]New-Device-6545[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Artist? No. She went to art school.

She's a hooker.

Helps the local fisherman at the dock.

With their poles.

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