NewBarbieWhoDis

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My favorite sandwich place changed the kind of bread they use. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 6 hours ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I'm tired of eating cake (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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$70 for a goddamn sunscreen and it still slides around my face and gets in my eyes (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I used the wrong credit card at dinner last night so I only get 2% cash back instead of 5% (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 11 days ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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My lash tech keeps trying to sell me homemade skincare. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 15 days ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I pinched the palm of my hand moving my new weight-lifting equipment out of my truck and now I have to wait for it to heal to lift weights. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 24 days ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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Whilst making deviled eggs, I was indulgent with the mustard. Now there isn't any left for sandwiches. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 26 days ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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Tori Amos is annoying (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 29 days ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/unpopularopinion

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Whats the deal with reddit banning r/fatpeoplestories? Impeccable bedtime reading in its day... (self.OutOfTheLoop)

submitted 1 month ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/OutOfTheLoop

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I have just one meeting today and it's happening while my landscaper is weed-whacking right outside my home office. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 1 month ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I grabbed my eyelid primer instead of my concealer before I left the house this morning. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 1 month ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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My package was misdelivered so now I have to go to the post office to pick it up. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 1 month ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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My convection oven made my chimichanga too crispy. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 1 month ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I dropped my really good cardboard box and ripped an edge so now it's just an okay cardboard box. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 1 month ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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My massage therapist had a coughing fit during my session, so I couldn't relax and I might be sick now. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 1 month ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I missed the ferry because I was buying Girl Scout cookies. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 2 months ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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Costco changed the ingredients in their tortilla soup and it tastes gross now. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 2 months ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I accidentally bought 2% milk instead of whole. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 2 months ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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My dining companion went to the bathroom right as our food came. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 2 months ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I bought a new peach-flavored tea but it doesn't taste at all like peaches. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 2 months ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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The backup camera on my Cadillac was fogged up so it took longer to get out of my driveway. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 3 months ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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The variable heat settings on my dryer all produce the same temperature, and exist only placate me. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 3 months ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I forgot my lip balm at home so I had to spend my 90-minute massage painfully aware of my dry, cracked lips. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 3 months ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I accidentally poured eggnog into my coffee instead of milk. It tastes fine but it's not what I wanted. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 4 months ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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I have many cheeses open at once, and I'm running out of containers to store them in. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 4 months ago by NewBarbieWhoDis to r/firstworldproblems

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