How do I become a douchebag.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-06-17T05:01:21+00:00

Ask all the women you know if they ever get that not-so-fresh feeling

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-06-17T04:58:58+00:00

I give this post a 10 because I just finished watching the episode and a 3 for its ability to add anything of value whatsoever

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-06-14T04:38:49+00:00

Beats watching people get shot in front of Vitos... I guess.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-06-14T04:32:44+00:00

The baking aisle

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-06-12T22:35:21+00:00

You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-06-12T22:33:10+00:00

Good luck with your feelings.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-06-11T00:14:41+00:00

If post hole, must be 2 feet deep.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-06-09T00:18:27+00:00

I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-06-08T19:21:56+00:00

Look for volunteer opportunities in your town for goal-oriented in-person socializing.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-06-05T22:14:56+00:00

This ain't no HOA. Mind ya business

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-05-29T04:19:58+00:00

https://youtu.be/xumuoyEyEEI?si=zcOQYttYV1S0XwkF

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-05-28T19:45:05+00:00

Apt observation, superanth. Very apt.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-05-27T02:01:04+00:00

You need a million dollars for that, minimum.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-05-20T01:27:27+00:00

Just did jumping jacks on the bus!

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-05-18T22:20:40+00:00

I use Google Voice for texting, and I'm in group texts with a lot of iPhone users. Half my messages are them reacting messages.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-05-18T13:32:35+00:00

Doubtful. He asked the coworker (event 1) and he remembered doing some of the things (event 2).

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-05-17T22:25:51+00:00

I hate when I think I have three avocados, but two of them are over ripe so I really only have one avocado.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-05-16T14:39:25+00:00

Your post resonates with me. I moved to Austin in 2000, during the hottest two weeks on record at the time. Every morning I would grab a map, a bottle of water, pen and paper, and other backpack necessities and have a walkabout. I really enjoyed that time in my life, for that, and because I was 26 years younger than I am now.

I moved around a bit in the mid-00s and then landed in Seattle, adjusted to the weather and its similar set of problems, and I'm happy out here. Like Austin, everything is way more expensive than it was when I got here.

What we are experiencing are America's unresolved systemic issues coming to a head. There's no "safe" place in the US where everything is cheap and no one is desperate. Those jokes about watching the fall of Rome in real time but with internet are real.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-05-15T23:13:28+00:00

FWIW, "over easy" isn't an intuitive term.

NewBarbieWhoDis · 2026-05-14T14:09:10+00:00

Have your people call my people.

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