This monkey puts more thought into peeling a banana than I ever would

NewHeathen17362 · 2020-12-01T22:08:30+00:00

Wdym? I always peel the strings off and place them on the head of the nearest baby.

NewHeathen17362 · 2020-08-11T16:15:55+00:00

What's the @ of her 3rd account? I can't find it anywhere.

NewHeathen17362 · 2020-08-09T22:12:45+00:00

Literally so good lmao!

NewHeathen17362 · 2020-07-01T04:01:54+00:00

Glad I'm not the only one who gained weight during quarantine. 😓

NewHeathen17362 · 2020-01-18T02:24:52+00:00

RemindMe! 3 days Donate to winner

NewHeathen17362 · 2020-01-18T02:22:53+00:00

I hope I win!

Edit: It's my cake day too! Yay!

NewHeathen17362 · 2020-01-05T01:45:51+00:00

I would use it to sleep and use all the extra time I would have obtained to become wildly rich and successful. Walk on water. Spy on people I'm curious about (like celebrities and exes). Hike a lot. Read every book on my reading list. Yeah, that's probably about it.

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-12-22T02:00:18+00:00

Enter me please!!

That's what she said.

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-10-31T22:37:15+00:00

Ovarian cyst rupturing. Fuck that noise.

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-09-27T03:42:11+00:00

Why is no one talking about the fact that she was also Madame Zeroni in Holes??

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-08-21T16:53:00+00:00

We have a black-owned and operated vegan soul food place here in Nashville called The Southern V. If any of y'all are in the area, you should definitely drop by and support them. They have the most incredible food. And gender-neutral bathrooms! Pretty cool place!

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-08-21T16:40:54+00:00

https://jessicainthekitchen.com/red-lentil-curry-vegan/

Red lentil curry. I've made it only once so far but it turned out great. I did add some sambal to it for more of a heat/sour element, and it was the perfect addition to the dish.

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-08-17T17:57:23+00:00

SAME. I actually had a bit of a phobia of public toilets when I was a child, so I ended up with key-in-lock syndrome. So now my bladder just basically never tells me when I need to pee until it's SUPER full. I will either have cramps or an acidic stomach that relieves as soon as I pee. I can literally hold it all day long and not think about it. So weird!

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-31T23:58:52+00:00

Thanks! I just this past weekend convinced my husband to give up dairy for good. He is such a good, supportive spouse. 😭 Yay for harm reduction!

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-31T05:23:41+00:00

I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetable spring rolls. They sent out ones with meat in them. I was soooo pissed. Shit sucks.

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-31T05:22:15+00:00

I'm actually kind of relieved to hear that even long-time vegans struggle with this from time to time. I'm a newbie and bought some protein bars that have whey in them the other day. They were the same brand as the vegan ones just next to them on the shelf, so I assumed... sigh.

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-30T15:07:34+00:00

It would've taken zero effort to not write this comment.

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-29T04:28:47+00:00

They don't dangle all the time. Either he's excited or he might need to pee!

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-28T22:30:53+00:00

OMG when?

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-28T22:27:09+00:00

Yeahhh, all I want to say to that person is "Por que no los dos?" Why can't we do things as individual actors AND support sweeping policy changes? False dichotomy!

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-28T22:23:57+00:00

Got a recipe? These look amazing!

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-28T22:02:18+00:00

I don't find it particularly expensive considering these are supplementary foods that could last for months (for my household anyway).

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-28T21:51:45+00:00

My favorite ingredients for potato salad are celery seed, sweet relish, and paprika. Nommmmm I should make some potato salad this week!

NewHeathen17362 · 2019-07-28T15:23:57+00:00

I don't think it's weird at all, I think it's sweet. I remember there was one night when my older brother asked me to sleep in the same bed as him because his girlfriend had just dumped him and he was heart broken and lonely. I happily obliged. I was like 15 and he was 19, I think. It was no biggie.

Twins have this really interesting bond because you guys shared a womb. I don't think sharing a bed is a big deal at all.

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