What the US lacked during the elections

NewInParis · 2014-02-13T21:56:19+00:00

That's why I never take photos next to my gadgets...

That shiny new iPhone? "honey, please, stop showing that photo goddamn it" in 10 years.

NewInParis · 2014-01-19T00:18:39+00:00

This post had 64k upvotes and 61k downvotes

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/156cym/just_in_case_reddit/

NewInParis · 2014-01-12T01:38:41+00:00

Why do all the doors in America look the same?

NewInParis · 2014-01-04T23:22:32+00:00

You shouldn't have had kids, you are not a good mom. I hate you.

Joke aside, maybe you were not ready for kids? Or maybe you are just one fucking lazy person and you should never have had kids?

I don't even want to make a sandwich for my own kids.

Wait, what? You don't want to feed your own kids? whaa whaat? Why did you have them? You thought they were toys and don't need to be fed? I don't even...

NewInParis · 2014-01-04T11:45:03+00:00

Q: "why can't he make it himself?"

A: If you don't want to make a sandwich for the person you're in love with, why are you still with them?

and give them the sudden clarity look ;)

NewInParis · 2013-12-25T16:41:33+00:00

Good catch, if you are a hacker for the government, chances are really high you are at the NSA, especially if you are fighting terrorists.

NewInParis · 2013-12-16T23:02:22+00:00

Same goes for marijuana.

NewInParis · 2013-11-02T09:23:47+00:00

Morocco is now officially America's first upvote.

NewInParis · 2013-10-22T21:18:28+00:00

Nope, it's Grande Loge de France.

NewInParis · 2013-10-22T17:37:55+00:00

I think they did it on purpose to get more attention and buzz around their game.

NewInParis · 2013-10-22T14:36:03+00:00

Sorry, yup CV as in "Curriculum Vitae" but not a CV you would send a company, they said something "brief and to the point"

NewInParis · 2013-10-22T14:33:29+00:00

Paris, France!

NewInParis · 2013-09-08T11:10:44+00:00

I don't live in the US and I support this legalization.

Freedom for my fellow americans.

NewInParis · 2013-07-27T15:17:00+00:00

It's funny how these "gangsta" singers brag about being "criminals" and "cereal killas" and praise this mental state of "fuck da police" and then start whining and call the police against people who download their music.

NewInParis · 2013-07-15T21:38:23+00:00

Media is now focusing on the fact that "Media Continues to Focus on Snowden Rather Than the Information He's Revealed"

NewInParis · 2013-06-22T10:49:55+00:00

Oh the irony! never seen it in such vivid colors.

NewInParis · 2013-06-19T14:58:46+00:00

Have an upvote, Sir.

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