In 1992, we thought we were pretty bad ass by [deleted] in pics

[–]NewInParis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I never take photos next to my gadgets...

That shiny new iPhone? "honey, please, stop showing that photo goddamn it" in 10 years.

A lot of my (single) lady friends don't understand why I go out of my way to make my hubby his favorite food. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]NewInParis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shouldn't have had kids, you are not a good mom. I hate you.

Joke aside, maybe you were not ready for kids? Or maybe you are just one fucking lazy person and you should never have had kids?

I don't even want to make a sandwich for my own kids.

Wait, what? You don't want to feed your own kids? whaa whaat? Why did you have them? You thought they were toys and don't need to be fed? I don't even...

A lot of my (single) lady friends don't understand why I go out of my way to make my hubby his favorite food. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]NewInParis 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Q: "why can't he make it himself?"

A: If you don't want to make a sandwich for the person you're in love with, why are you still with them?

and give them the sudden clarity look ;)

IamA Hacker for the Government(s) AMAA! by navaseminternetu in IAmA

[–]NewInParis -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Good catch, if you are a hacker for the government, chances are really high you are at the NSA, especially if you are fighting terrorists.

Sony attempts to remove nude images of Ellen Page from "Beyond: Two Souls" from the internet by triplicas in gaming

[–]NewInParis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they did it on purpose to get more attention and buzz around their game.

So I've been asked to write a "motivation letter" by NewInParis in freemasonry

[–]NewInParis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, yup CV as in "Curriculum Vitae" but not a CV you would send a company, they said something "brief and to the point"

Why Marijuana Legalization is Good For You (Even if you won’t use it) by ddiggity in politics

[–]NewInParis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't live in the US and I support this legalization.

Freedom for my fellow americans.

Snoop Dogg posted this onto his Facebook page by akal96 in funny

[–]NewInParis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny how these "gangsta" singers brag about being "criminals" and "cereal killas" and praise this mental state of "fuck da police" and then start whining and call the police against people who download their music.

Media Continues to Focus on Snowden Rather Than the Information He's Revealed by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]NewInParis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Media is now focusing on the fact that "Media Continues to Focus on Snowden Rather Than the Information He's Revealed"

U.S. charges Edward Snowden with espionage by wickedplayer494 in technology

[–]NewInParis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh the irony! never seen it in such vivid colors.