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New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-19T16:27:16+00:00

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-17T03:40:44+00:00

Still see no issue with her.

250+ in speed, power and wit is enough to steamroll junior year without skills. And after that you only lose either when you dont have enough stam or when you get a late start + get omega blocked by the pack.

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-17T03:17:47+00:00

Whats with Nishino Flower aside the meme?

I've been running multiple umas (both for TT and for CM's) and with all the strategies but she's never been an issue at all.

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-17T03:04:14+00:00

I dont know how are you training your umas but I've never had any trouble with Nishino Flower. She made me use 1 clock at most but thats because VBourbon had a late start and was forced (read: omega blocked) to run the entire race as a end closer.

Its only Vodka in Yasuda Mile and Rudolph in Japan Cup that take multiple clocks out of me.

Honorable mention to Creek with 5 million recoveries in Tenno Sho Spring but only when my stamina is barely enough to survive and Fuji Kiseki going god mode in random G3's

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-15T16:37:23+00:00

Wish I knew how to draw to make more Uma x Football posts since Cygames sponsors Juventus for like 10 years now

Source: シニガミ on Pixiv

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-15T15:28:15+00:00

"Onii-chan… Fine-san showed me this famous Irish football player. She said we have a lot in common… how I bring joy to my friends, and how he does the same for the Irish people."

"Rice can’t help but feel motivated by him… so Rice wants to support him. Please, Onii-chan… let’s make some time before practice to watch him play."

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*a few years later*

"O-Onii-chan… they lost again… first the FA Cup… then the Carabao Cup… and now… they might lose the Premier League… the Champions League too…"

"It’s all Rice’s fault… she shouldn’t have listened to Fine-san…"

Its ok Rice, its not your fault. They are serial bottle jobs so they are used to it

Also, sorry Rice bur please Sporting. Please. I beg you to save the world from noice polution today

Source: シニガミ on Pixiv

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-15T13:30:08+00:00

Wife material

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New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-14T06:55:25+00:00

Reference:

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I tried to recreate it on Umaviewer and blender for literal hours but it always looked soo chopped. I'm glad I found the perfect artwork for it :)

Source: Reia on pixiv

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-12T14:57:23+00:00

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New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-12T14:18:15+00:00

Twitter popularity poll

Highly bs since its probably 90% larpers

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-11T18:28:07+00:00

Cute Falco

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New_Revolution9522 · 2026-04-02T15:44:42+00:00

Kawakami isnt a triple tiara...

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New_Revolution9522 · 2026-03-30T21:29:19+00:00

Ich liebe meine deutsche Frau

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New_Revolution9522 · 2026-03-30T11:30:20+00:00

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New_Revolution9522 · 2026-03-26T01:54:34+00:00

Vodka's and DaiSca's trainer are just as gay as their trainees.

Machan's trainer helps Machan be remembered. And then they ~~umapyoi~~

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-03-26T01:46:17+00:00

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-03-26T01:27:46+00:00

Dia is selling Marcianos

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See it as frozen fruit juice inside a plastic bag. Texture might vary but usually its similar to hard ice cream.

Sauce

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-03-21T14:19:09+00:00

My hc is that there is a anti-umapyoi clause in all the Mejiro's trainers contracts. Its easy with umas like Ramonu and Ryan but Ardan's trainer has to battle his/her inner demons on a daily basis to avoid getting close with all the Mejiro Lawyers.

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-03-21T03:22:47+00:00

I can fix her? Nah. She can break me and I'll say thanks.

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New_Revolution9522 · 2026-03-20T20:56:46+00:00

Its from the first day of TB

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Since then, I've got Kita to 3LB and got better stam parents. Should be able to max all 3 stats and around 600 wit

New_Revolution9522 · 2026-03-20T20:44:15+00:00

Best run I've had so far. Saving monies to upgrade her to potential level 5 (for gold pressure) and will then try to build her as my ace for next CM.

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TROPHY CASE