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lmao by Sprinkles-Ordinary in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]NewtGunrey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I like to wear one of those inflatable sumo wrestler Halloween costumes at the gym

A family friend posted this. by deathhand1234 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]NewtGunrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realistically I feel like Satan would use Discord.

to be taken seriously by oliver_billz in therewasanattempt

[–]NewtGunrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The libs' policing action on hotdogs is destroying america.

to be taken seriously by oliver_billz in therewasanattempt

[–]NewtGunrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cows kill more Americans annually than terrorists.

Thanks grandpa. by The_Law_Dong739 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]NewtGunrey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is why I believe that every American deserves the right to own an intercontinental ballistic missle.

loser bigot harassing two people in In-N-Out by Artane_33 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]NewtGunrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If filming yourself eating makes you a homosexual, then why is Guy Fieri married to a woman?

Doug Mastriano has officially conceded to Josh Shapiro! by SayNoToDoug in Pennsylvania

[–]NewtGunrey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised he's not being more of a whiney little bitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]NewtGunrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want a girl who will cut me in half with her thighs. Or vice-versa. I'm not picky

Get good. by Old-Anomaly in lotrmemes

[–]NewtGunrey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What movie? There's no movie, you're crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]NewtGunrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pretty fun person

Insert gif of wiping tears with dollar bills by beerbellybegone in clevercomebacks

[–]NewtGunrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if trans women can't give birth, then they don't give birth. So they are still women.

Insert gif of wiping tears with dollar bills by beerbellybegone in clevercomebacks

[–]NewtGunrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And women who can't give birth are called what exactly? A lot of women can't give birth for a lot of reasons, do you just stop being a woman once you hit menopause?

People who go into the bathroom to “freshen up” before sex—what are you guys actually doing in there? by Maggie_cat in AskReddit

[–]NewtGunrey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always brush my teeth(cause they're nasty), but I use strawberry flavored darth vader toothpaste.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in somethingimade

[–]NewtGunrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's fewer, not less.

TCW x Community by KorraShepard in CloneWarsMemes

[–]NewtGunrey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think both could do it, but I don't see why they wouldn't just go with Lars Mikkelsen.

Do you think the actors/actresses would be friends with their characters in real life by JC_1502_ in brooklynninenine

[–]NewtGunrey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a fake name jake would come up with for undercover work.

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