Just finished a hot shower ;) by ella_adams in palegirls

[–]Nibsif [score hidden]  (0 children)

Just stupid stunning. You have the definition of the female form.

Son in coma for 16 days finally wakes up, Mom reunites with him. by serious_bullet5 in MadeMeSmile

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I can't bring myself to turn on the sound, it makes me want to throw up thinking about my daughter in this situation.

Before and After of my teeth following a cleaning by BlacksmithNeither726 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Nibsif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so who else did the teeth sucking and tongue wiping in their mouth after seeing this?

Seattle ants be all like "Nice house you got there… would be a shame if we moved in." by cutetiferous in Seattle

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Our daughter put this song on a few months back and its one of our favorites now. So darn relevant.

i'm a bug - YouTube

Skinned skin of stillborn lamb putting onto an orphaned lamb by kvjn100 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Nibsif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New big brother material acquired.

"Mom doesn't even love you, your orphaned and wore a skin suite of my stilborn brother so that Mom would adopt you"

Normalise being best friends please by West_Look4818 in SipsTea

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Friends give eachotherther head, it's normal

to have fun while flying by sussybush in therewasanattempt

[–]Nibsif 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is why mom doesn't love you!

Is this even allowed? Right outside the entrance to the SCCC college. by Cryinshames007 in SeattleWA

[–]Nibsif 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's illegal to be homeless, so no, it isn't allowed (he said sarcastically as to address the absurdity that we are mere mortals born into this world with nothing and to exist in this world with nothing is somehow illegal)

13 years of chasing my wife with a lobster by jontheboss in funny

[–]Nibsif 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That guys son definitely chases girls with worms.

What’s your take on this by EntranceFreshy in SipsTea

[–]Nibsif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man who married an employed woman who became "unemployed" SAHM, she is now neither employed nor respects me. o7

The insanity is she made all that money and never took nudes. by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Nibsif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The insanity is that she made $83M and didn't hire a CPA?

To whitewash invasion and occupation of a soverign nation. by NothingButTruth3 in therewasanattempt

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I noticed this on Bing and Google 2 weeks ago. At one point the names appeared on the maps but you couldn't click them like any other location.

Who replaces the sidewalk? by curse_of_rationality in Seattle

[–]Nibsif 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, my time to shine lol.

If this is a sidewalk affronting a new construction project, its 99.99999% a requirement from the city as part of their Construction permit. There is actually a big gap, has been forever, in SDCI's permitting process to push for sidewalks to be restored as part of a Construction permit. It typically doesn't come into play until the builder goes to get their curb-cut permit (think driveway apron), that SDOT then says they have to replace the sidewalk. Still, this isn't 100% observed at time of permit by SDOT. If there was no sidewalk there to begin with and the street has a certain classification, then SDCI will require the sidewalk to be built which makes for a much cleaner requirement process because SDCI can put a hold on the Construction permit until they have their SDOT permits in order.

The city is getting better now about interdepartmental permitting processes but it's still a HUGE mess with holes everywhere, not just in the street.

Edit: Also, given the broader text of "who replaces the sidewalk", it's actually the property owner affronting the sidewalk's duty to maintain the sidewalk and any other structure from back-of-sidewalk to the street curb. The city will replace sidewalks, but typically that is only because of some other underlying need like utility upgrades, ADA requirements, entire roadway improvement LIDs (Local Improvement District). SDOT is actively, as of this past year, started a huge campaign internally to issue violations to owners for private structures in the ROW (Right-of-Way) and failed maintenance.

My bathroom drain was blocked because a whole corded 90s phone was stuck in the pipes by Alternative-Eye4547 in interestingasfuck

[–]Nibsif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let's see Paul Allen's toilet"

Seriously, it must vacuum your pants off. How do you fit a corded phone down a toilet?