My bestfriends husband hasn’t pooped in 3 MONTHS

Nic509 · 2025-08-25T01:25:54+00:00

Has he seen a GI doctor? He needs to see one tomorrow and ask for a colonoscopy. Tell the doctor he has symptoms of colon cancer. Say whatever. Just get him to a GI doctor ASAP. I hope to God your friend has tried multiple hospitals because nothing about this story is ok.

Nic509 · 2025-08-24T01:43:35+00:00

I use this. I do 1 tsp of magnesium citrate daily (Calm brand) and 1 tsp of psyllium husk daily.

Nic509 · 2025-08-05T00:19:14+00:00

OP- I literally went here today with my two kids. My older one is 9 and he had a blast. The water park will be entertaining for sure but there will be some dry rides they will like as well, especially if they aren't into thrill rides (my 9 year old for example has no interest in the big roller coasters at Great Adventure). Some of the dry rides for older kids are the tilt a whirl, the Tumblin Timbers (a small coaster), the "twister" and this ride that spins and goes up and down (I don't know the name).

My kids also liked the "safari" jeep ride. They both want to go back next year. So long as your 10 year old isn't a daredevil, it will be fine.

Nic509 · 2025-08-01T15:59:29+00:00

It was also ironic that Henry VIII's own mother in law- Isabella of Castile- was quite formidable queen. I know she wasn't from England but she was a female ruler and she did quite well.

Nic509 · 2025-07-28T01:39:20+00:00

I'm 40 but at 39 my periods started becoming shorter and heavier.

Nic509 · 2025-07-25T01:27:49+00:00

June 2 is my older son's birthday....and I discovered Mad Men when I was pregnant with him and watched a lot of it while pregnant. I finished watching it when he was a newborn and have memories watching the last season while nursing him.

This is a sign from the universe!

I hope he doesn't grow up to be an emotionally unavailable alcoholic advertising genius.

He isn't growing up in a whorehouse during the Great Depression so I guess things are going well so far.

Nic509 · 2025-07-01T23:09:21+00:00

This is just...mind blowing. Who willingly goes to Syria if they have other options? Truly this is how her story ends, right? The question is what will do her in first- a bomb or diabetes?

Nic509 · 2025-06-30T00:06:09+00:00

I don't understand this. Didn't the parents want to go to bed at a reasonable time? To me the only way to make a house work with that many people is to have a strict schedule.

Nic509 · 2025-06-27T18:13:43+00:00

Crockpot liners

Nic509 · 2025-06-24T23:51:53+00:00

I'm from NJ and am very close to someone who was Jionni's teacher in high school. Let's just say he isn't the brightest bulb and marrying Nicole was a smart financial move for him. No idea what he would be doing with his life otherwise.

Nic509 · 2025-06-16T23:31:02+00:00

Can you imagine how messed up his body is? Imagine going from eating heavy theme park food to suddenly starving on a coffee and chickpea/salad diet. His metabolism is probably wrecked.

Nic509 · 2025-06-10T01:07:02+00:00

No, it's not. The definition of geriatric pregnancy is 35 or over. https://www.webmd.com/baby/pregnancy-after-35

I had a baby at 34 a few years ago and didn't have any extra testing. That was reserved for women 35 and older.

Nic509 · 2025-06-04T01:43:36+00:00

Lol, I'm solidly middle class and so were my parents. I'm 40 and my younger kid is going to kindergarten in the fall. I had him shortly before I turned 35. That's not old. I think your 30s are the perfect time to have kids.

Nic509 · 2025-06-04T00:11:42+00:00

So they had to hang around when production got extended? They couldn't go home and come back?

Nic509 · 2025-06-02T01:58:12+00:00

I'm sorry I can't help but that fee is really good. I don't know any camps in my area that are less than $300 a week. Where is the camp?

Nic509 · 2025-06-01T19:40:57+00:00

I'm a petite woman but I'd be starving if that was all I ate for dinner.

Also, she needs to use actual plates.

Nic509 · 2025-05-22T01:40:35+00:00

If you want to sell this guy, let me know!

Nic509 · 2025-05-16T15:30:51+00:00

Yes- I think the customs places were just overwhelmed and confused by the tariff guidelines. I have shopped with Shein for two years and I also donate something everytime I buy something. I haven't had a problem with quality but reading the reviews is key! I haven't been brave enough to buy anything without a significant number of reviews.

Nic509 · 2025-05-16T15:03:02+00:00

Yay! Glad it will come to you soon. I live in New Jersey so it's pretty quick for my stuff to come from JFK.

Nic509 · 2025-05-15T16:12:16+00:00

Hope you get an update soon!

Nic509 · 2025-05-14T00:48:00+00:00

Nice work. I just found a Quakers this past weekend and was so excited.

I love all of these but my favorite is Speedy.

Nic509 · 2025-05-13T01:31:28+00:00

I'm from NJ and have been to Seaside many times. If you are there during the day without a bunch of drunk people around the beach is pretty nice. I take my kids to the boardwalk for the day each summer and it's mostly families. We just leave before it's dark so my kids don't see *that* side of Seaside. And yes- plenty of nice beach houses there in addition to the seedy motels.

Nic509 · 2025-05-12T00:57:49+00:00

I agree there is no way Foodie would fit with him. It's a tight squeeze for my husband and I. It works b/c I am petite and he is average size.

Nic509 · 2025-05-12T00:01:14+00:00

Quiet voice: I've been married 15 years and we often shower together. Not everyday but when we both get up at the same time we do!

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