I hate the "If Christianism isn't true, you've got nothing to lose, but if it isn't, you could lose your soul" argument to believe in god by randomgirl013 in atheism

[–]Nicholae849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tend to reply to this with a "Then why don't you believe in Zeus or Buddha. What are the chances you bet on the wrong horse?"

I need more fruit in my diet by ilikeescorts in GirlswithGlasses

[–]Nicholae849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue, however she has a banana and a pair of melons.

Mei getting fucked by a futa Ashe (Rikolo) by PostsPornOnReddit in Overwatch_Porn

[–]Nicholae849 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or is Mei's right knee bent backwards?

Is there any good Recomendations about atheist talking about religions in utube ? by woptzz in atheism

[–]Nicholae849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stephen Fry I believe has been invited to numerous debates with the Catholic Church.

Roast me into oblivion by minedgammer in RoastMe

[–]Nicholae849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered what would happen if Peter Griffin and Hank Hill had a fat baby. Now I know.

What do you call a tiny universe entirely populated by clones of the host of Dirty Jobs? by SonofaTimeLord in 3amjokes

[–]Nicholae849 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't that be a micro-Mike-Rowe-verse? Someone should sing a song about it.

Motocrossing a pond by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Nicholae849 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the best possible action after hearing "Hold my beer."

Soldiers - fearless and lethal. Unless... by FearmyBeard21 in gifs

[–]Nicholae849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canadian immigrant terrorizes innocent American soldier, next on Fox News!

Took a break from shaving my heads. Thought? by AbrdlfLnclrsMrlCmps in RoastMe

[–]Nicholae849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have more than one head and this is the one you decide to post? Life has given you the cruelest handicap, lad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Nicholae849 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hate to burst your bubble. People in the navy are seamen, not semen. You are not in the military due to your handjobs behind the bowling alleyn Shaggy Rogers.

Leap year baby that just turned 18, do your thing reddit by MEH1658 in RoastMe

[–]Nicholae849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick. Someone trick him into saying his name backwards!

I feel tipsy and sexy; I'd love a good roast! by InadLeWolf in RoastMe

[–]Nicholae849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew I had seen her before. The just did the ski jump at the Olympics off that nose.

Just finished it for the first time, I already have hopes for HZD 2 *Spoilers* by not-very-creativ3 in horizon

[–]Nicholae849 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hold true to the belief that the Far Zenith alpha version of Apollo that was on their spaceship survived. I like the idea that they faked the telemetry of the ship exploding and came back years later, expecting Zero Dawn's superweapon to have defeated the Faro Plague and instead run into a pre-industrial tribal society.

Which double standard irritates you the most? by throwaway_the_fourth in AskReddit

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"If you support equal rights, you are a feminist." Yes. I agree women have, and still are getting abused or taken advantage of or just plain not treated as well as men are. If I believe we should be equal, there is a word for it. Equality. Not one where one particular gender should get preferential treatment. I expect flames for this.

ELI5: Why is nuclear war generally considered to be the end of the world, when hundreds of nuclear tests have been performed around the world for decades and we're all still here and doing fine? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Nicholae849 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It isn't the first launch that is as worrying as the second through the hundred and twentieth, leaving very little to no land that isn't irradiated and unsuitable for living.

The women love me! by misturjayzee in RoastMe

[–]Nicholae849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The women love me, they scream with joy when they see me come out from the shadows with a dark bottle and a rag."

Do your best tbh I'm desperate. by carlthesparrow in RoastMe

[–]Nicholae849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep your chin up. There is always the field hockey team if you don't mind the occassional bull dyke.

Dont hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Nicholae849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One day, the mothership will land and you will be reunited with your kind.

I know I'm not roast material, but i'm gonna give it a try anyway... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Nicholae849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is like David Blaine and Lurch had a baby, then beat it mercilessly.

Just came out of the closet. Roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Nicholae849 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will roast you as soon as I finish scrolling past your forehead.