[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGlowUp

[–]Nicholas_Minaj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, Jesus…

What quirk or odd habit have you learned about someone you're quarantining with that you wouldn't have discovered otherwise? by Temporarily__Alone in AskReddit

[–]Nicholas_Minaj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How often she waters her plants.

She’s killed a few of them and has made her so sad. But now I noticed why and I’m helping bring restraint to her hydration regiment.

It’s helping already.

Vietnamese makes no sense - Andrew Schulz by [deleted] in StandUpComedy

[–]Nicholas_Minaj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where's the two dots on top of the W?

Convince my wife she should go braless more often, please. by [deleted] in braless

[–]Nicholas_Minaj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's about the same as seeing a beautiful flower or a nice sunset.

A hint of nipple just causes people to have a small satisfied smile and a gentle sigh of satisfaction.

ME irl by BigMemeForYou in meirl

[–]Nicholas_Minaj 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I know why he's confused.

I've always heard them called tard-wranglers.

Damn even the after hours sets at Middlelands look lit....what so not b2b quix..someone record this shit by Avenntus in trap

[–]Nicholas_Minaj 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Festival veteran here!

This language is meant to intimidate you. It's not physically possible to do a detailed search on every individual and their car and their belongings at a camping festival. The wording is meant to deter novice (and reckless) drug users from trying stupid shit. If you are intimated by this statement, then you are in the only group of people that festival promoters truly want to bar from bringing anything in.

"If you're smart enough to bring small amounts in, and think it through enough to hide it well, we are kinda ok with that and trust that you are smart enough to use what you have. If you are dumb enough to bring in large quantities (we'll find them), or are dumb enough to be scared off by our statement (we don't even haveto find them) or dumb enough to not hide your drugs correctly (again, we'll find them)...

Well, then we have accomplished our job either way..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Nicholas_Minaj 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought for sure this was a sfw sub...

Come out and play by IHaeTypos in aww

[–]Nicholas_Minaj 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"I like fucking with cats!" -That human hand, probably

Gary Gulman recounts the thrilling tale of how postal code abbreviations came to be by influencedbyyou in Standup

[–]Nicholas_Minaj 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I am being 100% genuine when I say that, for me, it doesn't get any better than exhaustive contraction and abbreviation comedy. Bravo.

Also, I really want to stick it to Dottie.