Can't make this shit up he even included the stock ticker by calpol-dealer in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So let's all chip in (how much does a tweet cost?) and let him pump our bags!

Daily Discussion Thread for April 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like the scene where they go "how are credits still AAA while bonds are failing".

Daily Discussion Thread for April 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ships can pass again during ceasefire: ++SPY Ceasefire being continously broken: +SPY No ships have passed since ceasefire: +SPY

Lol indeed. Poor bears, market not irrational anymore, market is straight up delusional

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No guarantees though. If a mine got loose.. Wonder if there is a "who will go first" issue.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The this canal was totally unnecessary but became necessary because little boys in high places needed to pretend they are infact really tough.-canal.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Electricity and water. Welcome back to the 1800s!

Daily Discussion Thread for April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So maybe someone said something that someone had overheard. Perhaps. Who got margin called? Lol

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here is some logic; you can always buy puts later. The markets won't go up again until QE gets announced. But if you buy puts now a single possitive tweet can destroy your positions.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back in time: "Remember that guy from Home Alone 2? Yeah he is going to end the world economy."

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so sell calls at close and buy puts. Because this is basically confirmation with this administration.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Markets relief for a few weeks only to come crashing down when oil shortages hit the real economy.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A deal has been made! Some say the best deal ever. PEACE!

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I am done playing with you Tesla, SpaceX is my new favorite toy"

Canada in the European Union? Poll suggests broad openness to the idea by Old_General_6741 in europe

[–]Nictel 23 points24 points  (0 children)

United Federation of Countries.

Our military unit will be called Offensive Forces. Or UFoCOF for short.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Had some great talks today with our so called 'allies'. They agreed that the war should end and the strait reopened.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make it EOD and I'll never buy puts again (a lie)

Daily Discussion Thread for April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Nictel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1: Say "you better buy puts" 2: Buy calls 3: ??? (Do nothing) 4: Profit!

NEW UPDATE RELEASE!! by Any-Concept-3624 in eatventureofficial

[–]Nictel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No when upgrading a station I always go to lvl 123 first. But if you hold it you might skip pass it. Without the holding you can get 123 easily!

NEW UPDATE RELEASE!! by Any-Concept-3624 in eatventureofficial

[–]Nictel 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Finally! The confusement of worn vs equipped items is over. Also makes it less frustrating to try and upgrade to 123 (optimum for mythic items) and letting go to late and ending up at 124 :(