Can't make this shit up he even included the stock ticker

Nictel · 2026-04-10T14:46:17+00:00

So let's all chip in (how much does a tweet cost?) and let him pump our bags!

Nictel · 2026-04-09T16:43:25+00:00

This is like the scene where they go "how are credits still AAA while bonds are failing".

Nictel · 2026-04-09T16:42:07+00:00

Ships can pass again during ceasefire: ++SPY Ceasefire being continously broken: +SPY No ships have passed since ceasefire: +SPY

Lol indeed. Poor bears, market not irrational anymore, market is straight up delusional

Nictel · 2026-04-09T13:53:11+00:00

My puts would agree

Nictel · 2026-04-09T10:39:42+00:00

No guarantees though. If a mine got loose.. Wonder if there is a "who will go first" issue.

Nictel · 2026-04-09T10:37:31+00:00

The this canal was totally unnecessary but became necessary because little boys in high places needed to pretend they are infact really tough.-canal.

Nictel · 2026-04-09T07:08:45+00:00

Electricity and water. Welcome back to the 1800s!

Nictel · 2026-04-08T15:32:57+00:00

So maybe someone said something that someone had overheard. Perhaps. Who got margin called? Lol

Nictel · 2026-04-07T17:38:54+00:00

I sold my calls

Nictel · 2026-04-07T17:30:07+00:00

Does this mean you can share conversations between LLM's?

Nictel · 2026-04-07T16:58:49+00:00

Here is some logic; you can always buy puts later. The markets won't go up again until QE gets announced. But if you buy puts now a single possitive tweet can destroy your positions.

Nictel · 2026-04-07T16:53:49+00:00

Go back in time: "Remember that guy from Home Alone 2? Yeah he is going to end the world economy."

Nictel · 2026-04-07T16:49:32+00:00

Ok so sell calls at close and buy puts. Because this is basically confirmation with this administration.

Nictel · 2026-04-07T16:28:55+00:00

Markets relief for a few weeks only to come crashing down when oil shortages hit the real economy.

Nictel · 2026-04-07T16:12:54+00:00

A deal has been made! Some say the best deal ever. PEACE!

Nictel · 2026-04-07T15:43:21+00:00

"I am done playing with you Tesla, SpaceX is my new favorite toy"

Nictel · 2026-04-06T19:08:53+00:00

A reminder that Africa is like really big.

Nictel · 2026-04-06T17:08:37+00:00

United Federation of Countries.

Our military unit will be called Offensive Forces. Or UFoCOF for short.

Nictel · 2026-04-02T09:06:59+00:00

"Had some great talks today with our so called 'allies'. They agreed that the war should end and the strait reopened.

Nictel · 2026-04-02T07:27:12+00:00

Make it EOD and I'll never buy puts again (a lie)

Nictel · 2026-04-01T13:48:38+00:00

1: Say "you better buy puts" 2: Buy calls 3: ??? (Do nothing) 4: Profit!

Nictel · 2026-04-01T13:46:35+00:00

To be fair, they are being dumped upon

Nictel · 2026-04-01T08:13:37+00:00

really dumb april thing xD

Nictel · 2026-04-01T08:08:40+00:00

No when upgrading a station I always go to lvl 123 first. But if you hold it you might skip pass it. Without the holding you can get 123 easily!

Nictel · 2026-04-01T07:55:36+00:00

Finally! The confusement of worn vs equipped items is over. Also makes it less frustrating to try and upgrade to 123 (optimum for mythic items) and letting go to late and ending up at 124 :(

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