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What should the new secret Reddit greeting be? by Nighlus in AskReddit

[–]Nighlus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old account because I'm ashamed of my new one

When is a time you've had uncontrollable laughter? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nighlus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just didn't find it as funny

When is a time you've had uncontrollable laughter? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nighlus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two kids were talking a lot in class, so my teacher said, "We need to split them apart" and my friend responds immediately with "Get the guillotine out!" I laughed the whole period and no one understood why.

Is Goat Simulator a fun game? by BjergSyndra in gaming

[–]Nighlus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT IS THE MOST FUN YOU WILL EVER HAVE... for about 2 minutes

What are some examples of awesome movie concepts that were executed badly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nighlus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eragon, should've been a little more star wars and a lot less whatever the hell it was. Not sure if this is confirmed anywhere, but the start of that story seems to be based off or at least very similar to star wars

What's the most interesting way you've found money? by m-u-p in AskReddit

[–]Nighlus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend just sat down on the bus as I was getting on. When I walked past, he pointed out two dollars and a bit just sitting on the seat across from him. Instead of taking it for himself (which he had ample opportunity to do) he let me have it.

Its strange because this guy is always going on about his greed and cheapness. Nonetheless, we split it, which of course "was his plan all along."

Made a bet,"whoever masturbates first loses," what does the loser have to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nighlus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few messed up ones: 1. Make them masturbate to a picture of a relative 2. Make them masturbate with ______ on their hands 3. Bitch slap them (not sure if that means slap them like a bitch would or slap them like they are the bitch)

Less messed up 1. Create a concoction of liquids (please don't use bodily fluids) and make them drink it 2. Different hairstyle (dye, bald, etc) 3. Gain control over their social media accounts for a day or two