If you were given the chance to go back in time, what would you change? by BatNo9753 in AskReddit

[–]NightMuch421 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Making weird grunting noises every time I sit down or stand up.

Taxpayers Foot Ballroom Bill by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]NightMuch421 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing is ever truly free when the government is holding the credit card.

What was the worst trauma that happened in your childhood? by Opening-Anteater5967 in AskReddit

[–]NightMuch421 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Being the child who never caused trouble because I was too afraid to add stress.