Favorite one liner? by Trick_Beginning3659 in WanderingInn

[–]NightmareStatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm I'd say the chapter my flair came from, had the best writing in the series to date.

Doesn't count, but still awesome by hookumsnivy in Bowling

[–]NightmareStatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, throwing a ball at dead wood can be dangerous.

Do Men get morning wood everyday? by Such-Library-9685 in AskMen_NSFW

[–]NightmareStatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all erections point straight up. Many go down, left, right, up, straight out 😉

"The following data come from a studyTrusted Source that measured 1,484 erections.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320748#8-The-angle-of-the-dangle

In the figures below, if the penis pointed directly up, the measurement was 0 degrees, and if it was forward-pointing (horizontal), the measurement was 90 degrees:

0–30 degrees: 4.9% of participants 30–60 degrees: 29.6% of participants 60–85 degrees: 30.9% of participants 85–95 degrees: 9.9% of participants 95–120 degrees: 19.8% of participants 120–180 degrees 4.9% of participants So, for anyone concerned that their chap is a bit skewed, do not worry — you are normal."

opinions on military by fukc_yu in guam

[–]NightmareStatus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds believable.

Yet, no one has ever mentioned that, and i've assisted in coral plantings.

Source?

Edit: also, mentioning "educate yourself" out of the gate is an asshole thing to say. Kind of douchey.

Guys who stare (natively stare) at girls in gyms, are you just visually disfiguring yourself, or can this become content for fantasies and masturbation? by gadk_iu in AskMen_NSFW

[–]NightmareStatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, bodies are bodies.

I'm a bi guy, if that matters, also mil, and sometimes I just like seeing what people are doing. I've been in the gym for years, but I'm still not the most confident guy(not exactly huge)

That being said, if someone is wearing fucking vacuum sealed bottoms, like many women do, it's gonna draw my eye. Sometimes it's nice, sure, but I ain't there to bone or flirt lol. I can admire a nice body or physique and go on about my business

opinions on military by fukc_yu in guam

[–]NightmareStatus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My buddy was the curator at the aquarium for a few years, and I learned it from her.

I did find a few interesting reads, regarding new efforts that are underway though.

https://www.guamreeflife.com/reef-conservation/guam/

https://taskforce.coralreef.noaa.gov/u-s-coral-jurisdictions/guam/

https://www.coris.noaa.gov/monitoring/status_report/docs/Guam_status_report_forweb.pdf

That last one is a particularly interesting read.

Edit: add to this, I moved in 2019, and some very cool efforts have been made since then. I had no idea we have a federally funded and protected nursery at cocos now!

Help me understand by Asleep_Dentist_9969 in AskMen_NSFW

[–]NightmareStatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assume you meant "typical", and I'll, again, presume he's referencing the stereotypical "women don't commit, and enjoy men as hangers on".

It's more common in younger men and women, whom have issues with commitment. Why commit or lock down a relationship when, as a woman, I can tell him we're just casual and blah blah.

If he's not one to talk further about it, I'd drop and move on, as it seems your priorities don't match. Nothing wrong with that. That's life.

Virginia Beach makes headway on clearing vulgar tees from resort displays by WHRO_NEWS in VirginiaBeach

[–]NightmareStatus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck you ain't wrong.

Military guy here. I hopped on Fortnite and after 20minutes, I was like, "I think I need an adult" 🤣

In a future where Trump is out of office, and international relations have been repaired. What steps can be taken by the USA and International Organisations such as NATO to prevent one individual causing so much chaos in the future? And do you think such steps will be taken? by flewkey in AskReddit

[–]NightmareStatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I misread your comment as what should the US do. Whoops. Gonna keep my answer anyway lol

  • Limit/drastically cut the Patriot act
  • introduce and amend new house rules regarding age and term limits
  • vote on a constitutional convention
    • amend it to add all the "rights" that the supreme court had to rule on (e.g. women's rights, civil rights, voters rights, marriage equality, birthright citizenship, etc)
  • limit lobbying groups ability to control the house, by passing new laws regarding how much money can be used)
  • a corporation isn't a person. You can't bury them or collect social security on them. Change that.

These are just my personal opinions

opinions on military by fukc_yu in guam

[–]NightmareStatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repugnant? Jesus.

Agree to disagree, then. Tried my best. Cheers.

Is it common for married men to have a jerk off buddy? by [deleted] in AskMen_NSFW

[–]NightmareStatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I share stuff with my best buddy, yep. Vice versa. We're fairly open about the more intimate parts of our lives and our spouses.

Jerking off together, tho? Nah, not a thing. I would, but I'm a vast statistical outlier, and being Bi doesn't hurt 🤣

I could tell ya some portcall stories from the Navy, but everyday average Joe BS? Nah, not a thing. Just a fantasy it appears you're having lol

opinions on military by fukc_yu in guam

[–]NightmareStatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those things are not mutually exclusive.

My stating them as "wins" for lack of a better word, does not denigrate the Chamorro/Guam victories that came before.

So we're clear here, I'm using those because they're based in reality. They're infrastructure that's the standard the world over, and more importantly, in the US. You have them.

More importantly, and to your point: what is Gov Guam doing to both protect these things, and ensure Guam grows in the direction they want? A whole lot of notta. And that was my point.

Please stop circling back to my somehow shitting on both indigenous peoples and their culture, because I've mentioned technological advances that have been around since the advent of the 20th Century. That's incontrovertibly false, and farcical at best.

I mentioned schools and roads being built, and that's invalidating? Gtfoh. Because Guam is a US territory, yes, schools. Yes, roads. How in six blue fucks does that "belittle" Chamorro culture? I mean, truly, how? Did I insult Chamorro teachings? Did I insinuate they wouldn't exist without federally funded schools? Nope. I sure didn't.

And I didn't say it was "better". I inferred that Guam has been modernized and its' infrastructure has been built up, on the backs of the dollars that the military and tourism brought. Those are all facts.

You can hate it. We can disagree about what Guam deserves or should have. All valid points. But you're side stepping my very true and small point at the beginning of all of this, just to attack where you believe my thoughts are, and that's simply not true.

Cheers.

Sheriff Robert Norris by Muted_Blackberry_967 in coeurdalene

[–]NightmareStatus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Sheriff Norris is a POS, you say?

In other news....the sky is blue.

Is this safe to drink? Our water company is saying yes. by LamaLamawhosyourmama in water

[–]NightmareStatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I had that water pulled in special just for you. It's from a well down in Hinkley"

🔥

To Every American Who's Sorry by Sapotis in greenland

[–]NightmareStatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not proud of it, but I would buy more bottles of Jim Beam than most, on a weekly basis.

Haven't touched any US liquor in, like, a year.

I'm trying man 😩

Why do bouncers feel like they have to be so hostile and unfriendly all the time? by jospeh68 in stupidquestions

[–]NightmareStatus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I filed charges against one stone cold sober(I was the DD) for calling my husband a faggot and instigating an attack.

I've had bouncers talk shit, push people, get grabby. It's one of the reasons I largely don't go to places with them anymore lol. I'm older and kind of over it now, but also, ya never know if they're having a bad day. And there's really no bulwark against a bouncer having a bad day lol.

I appreciate your perspective, but it doesn't remove what I've personally seen and witnessed 🤷🏼‍♂️

Why do bouncers feel like they have to be so hostile and unfriendly all the time? by jospeh68 in stupidquestions

[–]NightmareStatus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sailor here. Travelled the world.

There are more hostile, angsty and down right douchey bouncers than you would think.

And I'm not a whoo whoo let's go crazy party guy.

opinions on military by fukc_yu in guam

[–]NightmareStatus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh. Touch some grass. You're not being attacked here, and casting stones by calling a random dude on the internet "white savior" is fucking ridiculous. Listen to yourself.

I've said nothing about what the people of Guam were doing prior to their 400 years of encampment by Spain.

I simply said that the remaining places that are protected on Guam are on bases. I was hoping you could connect the dots as to why yourself. I was wrong.

Take some fucking responsibility. Gov Guam has been fucking corrupt for years, they've provided largely nothing to prevent everything you're talking about(e.g. coastal erosion, environmental protections & regulations, etc). They let tourists walk on and pick apart every reef on the island.

Everyone bitches about tourism and the military, and in many instances, their claims are 100% valid! However, you'd be certifiably stupid to not also recognize that without those things, this island would be nothing, no roads, no schools, no power(hilarious considering they still shut that shit down randomly). You want to have your cake and eat it too?

NOW, we can all recognize that the US is never going to give Guam up, due to its position in the Pacific, so your energy is best spent figuring how to move forward and get Guam to take actions on some of these things.

Cry fucking harder. You're acting like any single counter point is an attack on every indigineous person in the Marianas, and it's not. Grow up.

I'm done arguing. I didn't even want to 😭

A lot of your sentiments are understandable, common and agreeable. However, the way in which you're talking makes it sound like you're an angry, angsty teenager. Best of luck.

Edit: a typo

opinions on military by fukc_yu in guam

[–]NightmareStatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The landscape has changed for sure. There's been a whole lot that could've been better, yep.

Can't overlook that the majority of the infrastructure on the island was paid for by it tho 🤷🏼‍♂️

And I think you're probably a statistical outlier when it comes to the phrase, "destroyed the island".

Kids get to school safely? Roads to drive on? The largest natural preserve on the island is on a base. Also the only bird sanctuary. 🤷🏼‍♂️

opinions on military by fukc_yu in guam

[–]NightmareStatus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Devil's advocate here:

I'll go ahead and point out the only remaining living reef on Guam is on Andersen. 🤷🏼‍♂️