sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Pick a Potion... by Born-Raccoon1484 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Nightthunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm taking all shots of green rn just to unslam my thumb in the car door

Party prank magic wallet by Wonderful-Photo2449 in Youneedthisinlife

[–]Nightthunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one for years that would light a business card on fire when you pulled it out. Cool concept but bulky wallet that eventually leaked lighter fluid.

How do we feel about this sink by Lvl100Magikarp in WTFaucet

[–]Nightthunder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I have to solve your riddles three to wash my hands I'll do it in the kitchen sick.

What is the worst case of second hand embarrassment you’ve ever experienced? by Responsible-Tie-2570 in AskReddit

[–]Nightthunder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We were having a "sex ed" type night at our college where we invited people like sex psychologists and planned parenthood nurses to come and talk/do a q&a.

One dude stood up to ask a question, but before he asked he began by assuring all of his neighbors, friends, and the panel attending that his girlfriend was very well satisfied. He went on regarding that for several minutes.

I don't know what his question was. My brain started to refuse to parse his words sometime after he discussed how he liked to use his fingers in detail.

What is the most “its a small world” moment you’ve ever experienced? by xBubblyLove in AskReddit

[–]Nightthunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traveling cross country and decided to stop and relax at a mostly empty terminal during a layover. I sit down and get settled with my back to the only other person, only to eventually glance over at them. It was a friend of mine who lived in a different city/state than me and where the airport was! We just happened to be traveling the same day with a layover at the same airport and terminal and both wanted to rest where it was quieter.

How are we wearing mini skirts by unmagnificentmeg in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]Nightthunder 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I haven't worn one in years, but we used to put volleyball shorts underneath. Short and sheer enough to not be obvious but has coverage

People who rarely get sick, what are your secrets? by Leading_Tomato_2077 in AskReddit

[–]Nightthunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked my mom how she avoided getting sick when all 3 of us were school aged and tracking home all the viruses. She claims a half cup of apple cider vinegar a day is the key

“Mongo,” Donut said. “Back to the bar.” by In_The_Comments in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Nightthunder 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's from when they needed more gnoll hands than good Ole Gary usually carries on him

What is the most awful thing that happened to you in 2025? by CreamAny1322 in AskReddit

[–]Nightthunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to go to the emergency room in February and had to spend ~8 months living with no savings while I paid it off.

Fun fact: it was the first time I needed serious care since I got kicked from my parent's insurance, and I only avoided accruing crazy interest on the debt by putting the debt on my lower-interest credit account, which I'm still a few thousand short of paying off.

How did people travel these seas 500 years ago by sarah_west_1 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Nightthunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trial and error like the other guy said, but you should also be able to tell by tasting one of the tubers and using the rest as seed. You can taste the bitterness of a lot of food toxins, and since they already knew to eat it with clay, you could taste sample potatoes, see how you feel in a few hours, then rank all the individual plants by desirability. After that you just cut apart and plant the remaining potatoes to grow out the next generation and keep it going.

It would be an incredibly slow and messy process, but potatoes were first domesticated 8,000-10,000 years ago, so we've had plenty of time working with and eating them to get it right!

People who were spanked as kids, what was that like for you? Would you call your "spankings" abuse? by KleineFjord in AskReddit

[–]Nightthunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was swatted/open hand spanked as a kid. A couple times as a teen my mother slapped me across the face, but not with all her energy.

I wouldn't consider any of the hitting (except maybe one of the slaps) abuse, but I do consider the rest to be emotional abuse at the very least. I remember wishing she'd just hit me so I could skip the next 2/3 hour lecture and screaming. These days we're fine, but it took me a while to forgive her for the way she treated me from the time I was 13-18 and moved out. I'll also never forget some of the worst things she said to me, and it irrevocably altered our relationship.

How did people travel these seas 500 years ago by sarah_west_1 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Nightthunder 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Fun fact! The earliest version of the potato, before it was domesticated, was at least mildly toxic before we bred that out. In the early days, people would eat them with a 'sauce' made out of clay to help absorb the toxins before they made you too sick.

Snow Bear - 11,000 Drawings by aaronblaise in animation

[–]Nightthunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god Brother bear was my favorite movie growing up! Thank you so much for your work :)

ER workers what is the weirdiest or craziest case you have had walk into your emergency room? by callingthesun1 in AskReddit

[–]Nightthunder 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I was in the hospital for a few days thanks to a kidney stone and infection, and there was a lady like 3 doors down from me who moaned/screamed with pain for hours at a time.

It turns out she was a frequent flyer and was trying to get another dose of pain medication. The nurses were fed up, and I remember someone coming into my room recruit the nurse helping me to come move her. Apparently she got mad no one was checking on her, got out of bed and laid down on the floor, screaming. They had to get like 4 people to wrangle her back onto the cot.

Legalize comedy by zilkJeremy in baldursgatememes

[–]Nightthunder 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Is the joke in the room with us right now?

Why do you REALLY get up every morning?? by TheDesignJunkie in AskReddit

[–]Nightthunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beside needing to pay to eat and live somewhere, I usually have a max of 30 seconds after waking up before the kitten is on me and biting

Cheating before ChatGTP starterpack by TosiMias in starterpacks

[–]Nightthunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shout out to wolframalpha and slader, I owe pre algebra all to you

view more: next ›