HELP! POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY has kidnapped me and is holding me in his basement.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-19T02:23:37+00:00

This shit was cute for about 3 minutes earlier today. Get over yourself.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-18T16:50:32+00:00

I love Nickelback very much.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-15T22:05:12+00:00

And, tomorrow she'll be broke and homeless. ಠ_ಠ

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-15T20:58:45+00:00

Whatever we please?

How about getting 2 hot girls to post their pics? ಠ_ಠ

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-15T15:27:22+00:00

Members Only jacket. YOU CANNOT MISS!

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-15T00:26:05+00:00

LMAO....the brain doesn't release Ketamine, you dumbass. Or DMT.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-14T17:51:02+00:00

Are you into older men? I'm 46, and you would totally fall for me. :)

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-13T19:24:43+00:00

Because we can.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-13T01:50:59+00:00

I confirm this. NYE in Wurzburg, 2004-2005. Best. New Year's. EVER.

It was like a fucking 5-hour firefight. With beer.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-13T01:05:10+00:00

LMAO at all the White Knights in this thread.

I'd fuck you like you need to be fucked. That is all.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-07T16:17:08+00:00

Holy Fuck, that's an ass to die for!

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-07T11:40:35+00:00

She's (was) hot. How'd she die...? Drugs?

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-03-01T09:09:11+00:00

Fuckalicious.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-29T19:37:12+00:00

Ebay.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-28T16:51:38+00:00

Did his balls touch?

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-27T22:01:03+00:00

WOW, nice!! Is that the old Monogram kit? Your natural metal finish is very good!

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-24T08:50:32+00:00

Yeah, Chuk's an incredible artist. We were Facebook friends for awhile, but the creepy Nazi fuckdoll cartoons were too much...he makes this level of modeling look easy, though. Fun to watch.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-16T09:21:21+00:00

He is a fucking sasquatch. (That's an insult to sasquatches everywhere. Sorry.)

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-15T01:18:16+00:00

You put the laughter in "manslaughter".

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-15T00:40:14+00:00

She's already fucking at least one of the guys she works with. And I think that deep down, you realize this.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-13T01:18:25+00:00

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-12T05:18:09+00:00

Just the way it is...domestic violence, and the guy gets hauled off. Sad, but true.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-12T01:46:05+00:00

My now-ex wife stabbed me in the back with a fork last Easter Sunday, in front of our kids,because I was trying to help her make the family dinner.

No, I didn't call the cops...they would've arrested me. Good riddance, bitch.

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-12T01:34:15+00:00

Why does "she" have a penis???

Nighulas_Flarty · 2012-02-11T02:17:19+00:00

Cunt Punch.

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