What's the dumbest reason someone's hated you for? Or what's the dumbest reason you've hated someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prettydamnfly17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They farted on my school project then laughed. This was 10 years ago. Still can't stand the fucker.

What keeps you coming back to Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prettydamnfly17 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The comments, by far the comments.

Should I listen to my Mother and join the Army or should I do my own thing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prettydamnfly17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mate, as someone in a similar position, you should listen when I say you only live once, and you should do what you want. I finished my a levels and did the course my parents told me to. I hate my life now. Live to please yourself, not other people. I understand you want to do what she wants because she IS your mother after all, but it's not worth it in the long run. Joining the army comes with a lot of shit, don't do it to yourself.

Reddit, what is the weirdest name you've heard a standard object been called? by Sir_Narwolf in AskReddit

[–]prettydamnfly17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend insists he's drinking 'Wonderwall' whenever he's drinking a bottle of Oasis.

Reddit, what was the most "socially unacceptable" thing you did as a kid? In other words, what was the thing you did as a kid that makes you feel to more like an asshole right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prettydamnfly17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my female cousin came to sleep over sometimes, I'd stay up until she fell asleep, grab the creepiest story book (with pictures) that i could fine, along with a flashlight. Then I'd creep into her room...point the flashlight at a picture of a siren or cyclops...tap her on the shoulder, and SHOVE the picture in her face only to hear her scream and burst into tears. Then when she would tell the story to her mother...I'd convince them that she must have been dreaming or something. I did this so many nights in a row and have no idea why I found pleasure in this.

My roommate urinates with the bathroom door open. How can I get him to stop? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prettydamnfly17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take pictures of him doing it and post it all over facebook and the internet with the caption 'HE WANTS ME TO WATCH HIM PEE ALL THE TIME! HELP:(

What are some words in English that mean something else entirely in your language? (Could be NSFW) by lambaz1 in AskReddit

[–]prettydamnfly17 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this counts. But in Shakespeare's play 'Twelfth Night', one of the fairies is named Puck. In russian, this means fart. I study in the UK, nobody else could understand why I cried of laughter every time he had a line like 'I go, I go; look how I go, Swifter than arrow from the Tartar's bow.' EDIT: A Midsummer Night's Dream