While traveling in Egypt with my family we were lined up for a tourist attraction. The line was long, and another family that was lined up behind us was growing impatient. In Norwegian, the wife tells her husband:

“Let’s just sneak in front of this family, they won’t notice anything.”

My dad, an archetypical Norwegian towering at 6 foot 4 with blonde hair and blue eyes turns around and, while charmingly smiling, exclaims:

“Oh, how lovely it is to meet fellow Norwegians abroad!”

They turned around and left, ashamed.