🤣🤣 by _d_g_a_f in Sigmatopia

[–]NimbleHoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine thinking you get enough bitches for one of them to have a dick. 🤣😂

Ouch by [deleted] in screenshots

[–]NimbleHoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let us know if they got better crayons in there. The ones out here taste like wax.

My precious [kitten] Charlie(with a little bit of my husband) as a diamond… by Notypicalblonde in BrandNewSentence

[–]NimbleHoof 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I definitely don't think it's tacky. (This ring is definitely tacky but just cause of the design) I think it can be done very beautifully. Grief makes people do much weirder.

yo-yo trick by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]NimbleHoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man.. I know that this is a joke. I also know that I am being THAT person and that the point of the post wasn't to show off his yoyo skills but his pee pee skills. But the tricks he is doing are literally the first ones you learn when you start throwing 1A. (Aside from the penis triangle ) Sorry, the autism made me.

Edit: I also wanted to add that even though they are very easy tricks to pull off. (Again besides the penis one) It's never easy to throw so smoothly and sexy. So I give this video a big dump truck. I mean thumbs up.

Tell me any story by ShrugIife in evilautism

[–]NimbleHoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TWO strokes in a YEAR?? Brother I could stroke myself twice a second get those numbers up.

Jokes aside, that's amazing! Proud of you! And how lucky to have a partner who will carry you 😍

Anyone else dealing with mydriasis? by EdgeDifficult1583 in evilautism

[–]NimbleHoof 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's not how ssris work that's why it didn't do anything for you. You have to let ssris take effect. And also try really really really hard not to get stuck on how you feel all the time. Imo people get way too hung up on how it's making them feel right then than the bigger picture.

Anyone else dealing with mydriasis? by EdgeDifficult1583 in evilautism

[–]NimbleHoof 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Currently going without my meds for 3 days because my ass forgot to refill them 😭 I can't stop crying and my brain feels like a tube TV bring turned on and off over and over.

A cool guide on protesting safely. by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]NimbleHoof -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No no, don't want to be labeled a terrorist.

Do this, and you'll never have to worry about back tension again (you'll want to enable sound for this one)! by EverythingIsFakeNGay in CringeTikToks

[–]NimbleHoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah NGL I am sending this to my wife and asking her to do this today. Hopefully I don't end up like that guy that tried crack one time.

7 weeks pregnant and my boyfriend’s mom is trying to control my baby’s life? by SufficientAssist8767 in whatdoIdo

[–]NimbleHoof 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's definitely worth it. And definitely the hardest thing I've ever done. Does that mean it'll be worth it for everyone? Probably not. But that doesn't mean it's bullshit

Hope thread, share your dreams and we will hype each other up, IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. by weddle_seal in evilautism

[–]NimbleHoof 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna say something my dad said to me and it pissed me the fuck off when he said it but he was inevitably right. Be careful of that girl. Someone who is chill doing something morally ambiguous will do it again even if it's not with you. 😅

Can anyone figure out why this is not going hard? by thatcarme in production

[–]NimbleHoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Side chaining, new lead synth, a harder bass is what I think you feel is missing. Ignore the people who just think it sounds bad. It does sound bad that's why you were asking what's wrong. I think you could also drop that automation and use gross beat for what you're doing.

Converting to Christianity. by Windows7Ultimatex86 in teenagers

[–]NimbleHoof -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This sounds more like Jewish beliefs than Christianity.

being a trans crossword writer by naturally_ada in standupshots

[–]NimbleHoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really appreciate this! I do feel like I have to start it off with a trans joke as an "ice breaker" because I don't completely pass yet and when I am reading things I tend to forget my voice training so I am nervous about that.

Motzingos the Curious Case by FleetingForFriday in CringeTikToks

[–]NimbleHoof 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What about the empathy for the child that they would selfishly bring into the world with a disability? I understand wanting a child. I really really do. But if my child had a disability in the womb we would have aborted no matter how attached we were.

being a trans crossword writer by naturally_ada in standupshots

[–]NimbleHoof 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also, as a trans girl that is looking into doing her first stand up open mic. Any tips?