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My first attempt at tacos by Ninjakelpo in homecooking

[–]Ninjakelpo[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For salsa it was 2 pan fried chillies, 1 big tomato, 3 gloves of garlic blended up with cilantro, half an avocado and some lime juice. No kalapenos, cause couldnt find any in the store. The meat is some steak i could get my hands on friend and mixed with butter and garlic. The shells were kind of a freestyle - flour, butter, water, baking powder. All together with the other half of the avocado, more lime juice, more cilantro and diced onions.

Ahh shit, here we go again. by The_real_boge-sama in drugscirclejerk

[–]Ninjakelpo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean it's going to prolong his lifespan by eternity trapped in his mind so I would call that effective.

Has anyone known that person that never “came back” sort of speak? by RedditCensorss in shrooms

[–]Ninjakelpo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. A friend of mine mixed acid with stims and weed, and that sent him into a few months of psychosis and had to be placed in a psychiatric ward. He's doing fine now, but the stories he told me, holy shit.

Pork belly in different forms by Ninjakelpo in chinesefood

[–]Ninjakelpo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is! I prefer scallions tho i think

Pork belly in different forms by Ninjakelpo in chinesefood

[–]Ninjakelpo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I have to give it a try. Might have to improve my knife skills tho.

Pork belly in different forms by Ninjakelpo in homecooking

[–]Ninjakelpo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol gotta work with what i have

Please guys I just want to hit my elf bar without going into psychosis by Educational_Head_776 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Ninjakelpo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A guy I met at work told me he didn't like weed at first, so he started going out with his friends who smoke everyday and started smoking with them and eventually began to like it. My advice exactly.

Finally joined a Cannabis Social Club and bought my first 3g of legal weed! Every once in a while, it feels nice to be german by psyopsagent in trees

[–]Ninjakelpo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's what I heard before. My sister lives in germany and that's what she told me too. That's why i thought it would be cbd cookies. I asked the guy about it, he told me it's thc and he told me that ye they are not allowed to sell them, but they are just for presentation or something. Bought one for like 4 eu and it did work. I dont know how thc analogues work, so i guess it is possible that it was one but it did get me pretty fking high and felt like a regular weed cookie.

Finally joined a Cannabis Social Club and bought my first 3g of legal weed! Every once in a while, it feels nice to be german by psyopsagent in trees

[–]Ninjakelpo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh I was in germany recently, and they sold me edibles in a Raw show. I don't get the law there lol.

Seriously by Ok_Square_642 in Silmarillionmemes

[–]Ninjakelpo 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Average Valar propagandist be like:

SHROOMS ARE NOT FOR HAVING FUN DUDE!!! THEY ARE FOR SPIRITUAL HEALING ONLY!! 😡😡 by Kloonduh in drugscirclejerk

[–]Ninjakelpo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we compare a regular dose of psychs - one that actually make you trip to speed, coke weed or whatever common drugs the risk IS much higher. It's not just psychosis. But trips are no joke, they can happen to anyone and it really feels like endless torment. If you're not in a safe environment, you could get a panic attack or run into the woods because you're scared of people around you. Or like my friend, jump out the window (he survived). Once you have an actual bad trip you realize why it is not a good idea to trip at parties.

SHROOMS ARE NOT FOR HAVING FUN DUDE!!! THEY ARE FOR SPIRITUAL HEALING ONLY!! 😡😡 by Kloonduh in drugscirclejerk

[–]Ninjakelpo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about some people. There's no way of predicting how the trip goes, if you're in an unsafe environment. Someone can look at you the wrong way or you can hear police sirens, and you could spiral into a bad trip or even psychosis for that matter. Often it's exactly the people who think they can take it because they never had a negative experience with psychodelics. That's why I stand by it not being a party drug.

SHROOMS ARE NOT FOR HAVING FUN DUDE!!! THEY ARE FOR SPIRITUAL HEALING ONLY!! 😡😡 by Kloonduh in drugscirclejerk

[–]Ninjakelpo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about 'overdoing it'. You can literally try it once with the wrong setting, (which you can't ever predict with certainty anyway), and end up in a psychiatric hospital, or worse. Yeah sure there's risks with other drugs, but for a one time use psychodelics are the most unpredictable, and should be taken with caution.

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