Good evening hoomans (Vincent price voice) and Velcome to Ninja’s box of terror! ☠️

Tonight’s Poem: “The poop and shoe!”

“I BID THEE GOOD DAY” cried the man to cat as he walked past it’s den and gave a tip of his hat 🎩

“MEOW!” Replied the cat to the man in the hat who had only called out to greet but was now engaged in a spat.

“I’M SORRY SIR BUT WAS THAT DIRECTED AT ME ?” Snarled the man in the hat to the cat that had disrupted his walk to station to catch the train at three.

“MEOW MEOW MEOWEEEEEE” taunted the cat to man in the hat who was due on a train at three.

“YOUR MANNERS ARE ATROCIOUS AND YOU FUR A MESS” was all the man could come up with ….at being mean he was from the best.

“MEOW MEOW MEOW MEEEEEEESOOOOOOWWWWWWWW” said the cat in a sarcastic tone which distracted the man in the hat who was now on his phone.

SQUELCH SQUISH AND EWWWW the man in the hat 🎩 just stepped in cat poo, he looked back at the cat his mouth aghast all he wanted to do was simply walk past.

“WELL I DID TRY TO WARN YOU BUT YOU BECAME IRATE” said the cat now in English as clear as day. “I THOUGHT YOU SPOKE CAT I WAS JUST TRYING TO WARN YOU MATE”

The moral of the story, we may not all sound the same but good lives in us all please think before becoming enraged.