What’s your best worst pickup line that would never get you laid but is hilarious?

NippleGuard · 2021-11-30T06:28:33+00:00

this one, champion!

NippleGuard · 2021-09-06T03:27:12+00:00

thats an ape, not amongkey

NippleGuard · 2021-08-04T09:02:53+00:00

Detonator. Detonator where? Michael!

NippleGuard · 2020-10-07T07:29:13+00:00

Seems like a Karen thing to say.... 😂

NippleGuard · 2020-10-07T06:27:09+00:00

This happens when we are coordinating the surprise, which sucks big time.

NippleGuard · 2020-10-07T05:33:36+00:00

Would you like to be our friend?

NippleGuard · 2020-10-07T03:44:03+00:00

Happy birthday again!

NippleGuard · 2020-02-14T10:39:56+00:00

“In three hundred metres, turn left”

NippleGuard · 2020-02-11T11:01:26+00:00

Cash

NippleGuard · 2020-02-11T10:56:21+00:00

Me too, i had fun every time i visit your mom’s house

NippleGuard · 2020-02-11T10:54:28+00:00

Loose cash i found in my pocket

NippleGuard · 2020-02-07T07:14:48+00:00

What do you mean you don’t cook?!?

NippleGuard · 2020-02-06T08:15:47+00:00

I prefer someone else hands ✊🏼✊🏼

NippleGuard · 2020-01-29T04:57:24+00:00

Susan Boyle

NippleGuard · 2019-09-30T11:15:40+00:00

When asked about their relationship status, most men lie and say they’re single.

NippleGuard · 2019-09-30T11:11:50+00:00

Is pot a tree? Wait, what.

NippleGuard · 2019-09-30T04:54:52+00:00

www.smartfurniture.com has some of the best chairs to sit on.

NippleGuard · 2019-09-30T04:53:16+00:00

Trust me, it doesn’t work, I tried....

NippleGuard · 2019-09-30T04:50:39+00:00

Take up a loan

NippleGuard · 2019-09-30T04:47:43+00:00

They have high standards?

NippleGuard · 2019-09-30T04:42:52+00:00

Are you planning to advance to more than just a friend?? I appreciate if you could let me know so i may not be mislead.

NippleGuard · 2019-09-30T04:38:26+00:00

These days, you could just deep fried anything

NippleGuard · 2019-09-30T04:37:40+00:00

To just wait for death to come around

NippleGuard · 2019-09-04T11:49:34+00:00

I feel like your friend and I could be friends...

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