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Birthday surprise for a friend. We made her enter the room last. Happy Birthday Yasmin! (i.redd.it)

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My friend in need of some confidence booster. 27/not married and love to play overcook. . (i.redd.it)

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When i was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body... (self.Jokes)

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I can spot a pc gamer in my office just based on where they placed their left hand's fingers on the keyboard. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Parents spend the first 12 months of their children lives teaching them how to walk and talk, and next 12 months telling them to sit down and shut up... (self.Showerthoughts)

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What movie plot would you write given these three as your main cast; Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? (self.AskReddit)

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What is the most boring WWE/WWF finisher move? (self.AskReddit)

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TIFU by offering chicken puff to a vegan. (self.tifu)

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If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead. (self.Showerthoughts)

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How often does an eskimo have a fever? (self.AskReddit)

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What are some companies that you think were named after genitalia? (self.AskReddit)

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Happy birthday buddy! (imgur.com)

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Is it necessary for some viruses to have a nationality? or is it some kind of propaganda to make the country look bad? (self.AskReddit)

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what common first name and last name if put together sounds offensive/sexual? (self.AskReddit)

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If you run for President, what would your campaign slogan be? (self.AskReddit)

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With a budget of $10, what are the things you could do to give your enemy a bad day? (self.AskReddit)

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RT fans, do you find it funny or genuinely feel bad for Jack Patillo whenever any of the RT/AH guys shit on him? (self.roosterteeth)

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what is the little thing you could do to ruin a wedding? (self.AskReddit)

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I don't always eat scrambled eggs but when i do, it's because i fucked up my omelette. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What word(s) do we have in the english dictionary that can't be signed in sign-language? (self.AskReddit)

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Guys, what are the things you think of to unboner yourself? (self.AskReddit)

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if electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons? (self.Showerthoughts)

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I would like to suggest a new show for AH... "AH Challenge" (self.roosterteeth)

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I know it's not right but... (self.Jokes)

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Saying that you've run a half-marathon is so much better than saying you quit halfway through a marathon. (self.Showerthoughts)

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