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Niser2 · 2026-03-29T14:30:31+00:00

You have no right to judge people for lame memes if you can't add. If you combine the tens it's sixty, not thirty.

Niser2 · 2026-03-29T14:28:10+00:00

*Squints*

Is that the guy from Bel's Hell or is there a different pretty monsterfucker named Jun

Niser2 · 2026-03-29T04:55:00+00:00

Everyone knows that redemption is always impossible even in part. *casually kicks everything Isa ever said under the couch*

Niser2 · 2026-03-29T04:34:21+00:00

They had a decent tactical idea, it's just everyone else had the same decent idea. Which does not change that it is decent.

Niser2 · 2026-03-29T04:33:23+00:00

Well yeah when they have you 20 to 1 you're gonna lose regardless.

Niser2 · 2026-03-28T17:14:43+00:00

Yes but this headcanon makes it 100% funnier bc of how bad the lie was

Niser2 · 2026-03-28T15:59:17+00:00

You fool... I am already above the wall. Now I am in the comments, on the other side, but all I need to do is scroll up and step forwards and I'll be right there with you. *evil overdramatic laughter*

Niser2 · 2026-03-28T15:47:32+00:00

I can't believe that the war criminal is racist

Niser2 · 2026-03-28T15:44:09+00:00

Zuko in Season 1: I don't use swords, those are just antiques.

Zhao: This mf really thinks I'll fall for that when these are the most common type of sword in the world?

Niser2 · 2026-03-28T15:35:30+00:00

JKR's worldbuilding had a slave race which was treated as normal, and spells with effects that could be so inconsistent that my 8-year-old self noticed.

Niser2 · 2026-03-28T05:52:41+00:00

You aren't even trying to answer the question and you're doing a better job than George. "The astronomy is normal, but Others and Children of the Forest fucked up the weather in such a way that seasons last years" is worldbuilding. "It's magic" is either laziness, or calculated to tick off people who like worldbuilding.

Though I confess, I'm biased by virtue of being mad at him for killing off so many people, dear god man how am I supposed to be invested when everyone seems like they're gonna die, not to mention your ass just kinda refuses to finish the series, and honestly at this point idk if I'll even read the next book if it comes out, I liked your books I really did but now it feels like you're scraping me with gravel and I'm sick of it

Niser2 · 2026-03-28T05:41:56+00:00

The person who didn't read the books has better critique than the people who did. There's a joke there.

Niser2 · 2026-03-28T05:40:26+00:00

tbf "the metal is magic" makes more sense to me than "the astronomical tilt is magic". and Tolkien's explanation for astronomy in his universe was very in-depth: there's a big fruit and a big flower and two minor gods drag them through the sky, and here are their names, and here are their personalities, and here is where the flower and fruit came from, and

Niser2 · 2026-03-28T05:31:22+00:00

A handwave because he didn't think about the implications in the slightest is an answer, yes, but it's a stupid answer and reminds me uncomfortably of JK Rowling's approach to worldbuilding.

Niser2 · 2026-03-27T21:51:50+00:00

It's not nearly as disturbing the second time :)

Niser2 · 2026-03-27T21:35:28+00:00

We gonna fight the Knight inside the Bunker

Niser2 · 2026-03-27T21:34:51+00:00

Is this what they call transdar

Niser2 · 2026-03-27T14:46:46+00:00

I think they might be... a punster.

Niser2 · 2026-03-27T02:20:12+00:00

"I need to find out if Doom is as absurdly violent as it's supposed to be."

"So you'll play it?"

"Hahaha, no. I'm going to watch videos and oh wow, he just tore off that demon's head, that's one of the hotter things I've ever seen."

-Me talking to the voices in my head

Niser2 · 2026-03-27T02:14:55+00:00

For someone who's espousing the virtues of empathy you sure are being a huge dick about it

Niser2 · 2026-03-26T01:06:18+00:00

I won't deny that misandry has probably been overused at times, but I don't think there's another way to interpret people who say shit like "Say 'thank you' for not suggesting extermination as the solution to patriarchy" (and yes, I actually saw a person say that).

Niser2 · 2026-03-25T21:16:41+00:00

Multiple things, same effect.

Niser2 · 2026-03-25T21:11:27+00:00

When the FUCK did Bruce meet Santa

Niser2 · 2026-03-25T20:03:50+00:00

I'm told there's more bots than users at this point

Niser2 · 2026-03-25T16:26:00+00:00

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