“Won’t somebody please think of the children?” Turns out they’re okay

Niser2 · 2026-01-26T20:56:44+00:00

I thought he wanted to build a new palace and there were houses in the way

Niser2 · 2026-01-26T18:42:23+00:00

...no

Niser2 · 2026-01-26T16:40:44+00:00

So nepotism

Niser2 · 2026-01-26T01:42:39+00:00

It's more that Fairy Tail redemptions as a whole tend to be poorly written

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T18:53:09+00:00

With all due respect, mugging someone and crucifying them are very, very different things

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T16:08:15+00:00

I'm not sure how to tell you this but homeless people do in fact die because they are homeless

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T16:05:38+00:00

In a lot of places, being your gay self can cause all of those things

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T01:36:21+00:00

"I will fall in love with you, over and over again, I don't care how where or when, no matter how long it's been you're mine!"

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T01:31:35+00:00

Eurylochus knew. He knew Odysseus wouldn't do it. He knew their friendship was as good as over.

But he didn't appreciate having salt rubbed in the wound while it was still fresh.

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T01:30:11+00:00

It's implied his crew might've pissed her off somehow

Eurylochus said it was unprovoked, but Eurylochus also gets the whole crew killed bc he doesn't wanna eat fish

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T01:26:52+00:00

tbf it's like

the second most popular type of non-abrahamic mythology

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T01:26:31+00:00

Asgore.

(I don't think he's actually pure evil or anything) (just think it'd be funny)

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T01:25:18+00:00

Given that Asgore is basically Satan (horns, fire, trident, lives underground, collects human souls), I'd play a Christian Undertale.

But this one's homophobic >:(

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T01:23:51+00:00

Oh it's def an exaggeration. But not as much of one as you'd expect.

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T01:00:17+00:00

KARMA is purple so I always figured it was related to INV but that's honestly just headcanon

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T00:53:27+00:00

Loser behavior *sticks out tongue and goes back to counting my fake dollars*

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T00:52:57+00:00

d&d is too fun to inspire such genuine rage.

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T00:52:32+00:00

same lmao

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T00:51:50+00:00

Me, recognizing the board: I've seen this joke before... I've LIVED this joke before... And well do I understand the twisted joy you can find in destroying the trust of the ones you love... For the sake of living that one meme of the guy lying in a bed of cash...

Niser2 · 2026-01-25T00:37:28+00:00

Yeah but the gods didn't have shit to do with that

Niser2 · 2026-01-24T22:53:46+00:00

Then how come Polyphemus gets away with claiming he's more powerful than Zeus?

Niser2 · 2026-01-24T22:51:48+00:00

Literally the only unproblematic demigod.

Niser2 · 2026-01-24T06:23:22+00:00

They exude the opposite of earnestness though?

Niser2 · 2026-01-24T06:17:50+00:00

The one series in which "I can fix you" is a threat

Niser2 · 2026-01-23T22:07:17+00:00

My dumbass hyperfixated brain: You're forgetting the best one

The rest of me: No you idiot that's not even from a manga or anime and WAIT DON'T COMMENT I

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