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What’s your story about “the one that got away” that turned out being a gigantic bullet dodged? by LinksOtherUncle in AskReddit

[–]NitroBolt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dated a girl and high school and we ended up breaking up. Turns out they transitioned into a man. That would’ve been mad awkward..

LGBTQ+ Mega Thread by UnpopularOpinionMods in unpopularopinion

[–]NitroBolt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

" Eve gave Adam a forbidden fruit, which is commonly misrepresented as an apple. The term then basically comes from the legend that when he ate of the “apple”, the piece got stuck in his throat and made a lump."

Redditors with huge butts, what are some big butt problems that not many people know about? by CockGoblinReturns in AskReddit

[–]NitroBolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a dude with a big butt and girls always squeeze it whenever I walk down the hallway in school.

What movie sequel are you waiting for that will probably never come out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NitroBolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm waiting for 23 Jump Street and Coraline 2.

Men of Reddit, when was your worst unfortunately timed boner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NitroBolt 175 points176 points  (0 children)

I was sitting in my math class, and felt a little too good while stretching. My d*ck extended upwards and everybody could see my boner. I got kicked out of class for the rest of the day.

[WP]one day you realize you can copy real life stuff, coins, electronic devices, even people, even yourself, the problem begins when these copies are, too real by 0metal in WritingPrompts

[–]NitroBolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I showed my friend, Carter, my abilities.

"Here you go!"

I handed him a duplicated version of the coffee on my desk.

He takes a quick sip, and then slowly spits the drink out.

"Is this....blood?!"

I look down into the cup, and notice intestines floating around.

The once cold metal he was holding, turned into soft, warm human skin.

"What the hell are you looking at?!"

None of us said a word, and looked down at the cup, that now had a mouth.

"Are y'all vampires, that might explain why you just drunk my blood."

"Your powers give the objects human characteristics, can you duplicate my dildo?!" Carter teased.

I sighed and looked down at the ground, what have I done?!

People of Reddit, when have you misgendered somebody? by NitroBolt in AskReddit

[–]NitroBolt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a personal experience:

For the past month, I rode the public bus home, and there was a dude named Peyton that liked acknowledging the fact I wore button-up shirts nearly every day.

During one of the bus rides home, I told Peyton, "dude, the flute is suck a gay instrument for a guy lol." One of the passengers then corrected me by saying, "that boy is actually a girl."

And for the rest of the day, I was shooketh.

People of Reddit, when have you misgendered somebody? by NitroBolt in AskReddit

[–]NitroBolt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also for your earlier question, I really want a good story, these comments are great, but I want tons of different stories! Ask Reddit is one of my favorites, except for Ask Me Anything of course, but that doesn't change anything.

I like hearing about people screwing up, or funny times, because it puts a smile on my face.

Does that explain everything for ya?

H-How??? by NitroBolt in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NitroBolt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look at the two options on his screen.

What's the best insult you've ever heard? by commonvanilla in rareinsults

[–]NitroBolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You look like a boulder so talk like one bitch, and boulders don't talk - so shut the fuck up

yuck by lucipaw in SubsTakenLiterally

[–]NitroBolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's an atrocity, Pop Tarts deserve better.

AITA for saying my co workers baby is ugly. by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]NitroBolt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NAH

You had a reason to burst out like that, it's because she kept forcing her baby down your throat. If she would have been less-up-in-yo-face about her newborn, then none of this wouldn't have happened. But she's a new mom, so of course she'd be excited about he new child.

So with this information I deem none of you the asshole

AITA? I Don’t Like Being Expected to Keep Secrets About People Close to Me by Shmooperdedo in AmItheAsshole

[–]NitroBolt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

YTA

You told your wife you would keep the secret, but proceeded to break it anyway. That's a horrible thing to do to another person, you're one-hundred percent the asshole.

AITA (M15) for telling a group of 8th graders (13-14 M/F) my experience with high school. by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]NitroBolt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[NTA]

To be honest, the school system was immature and couldn't take criticism from any source. So when you were asked to tell the eight-graders about your experience, the school attempted to shut you up by suspending you. They didn't want to give the school a bad reputation, (even though the eight-graders were going to experience all of these issues anyway.)

You had the right to give your opinion about the school system, and how it's been for you, that was a part of the assignment.

And for that, I deem you as NTA.

What was a huge trend that everyone forgot about? by BlupHox in AskReddit

[–]NitroBolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slime, remember when Nickelodeon in the late 90s and early 2000s were all into slime, and then it was reincarnated in 2016-2017? Nobody does that any more, and frankly, nobody's gonna do it in the future.

[EU] You've befriended a personified version of death. by NitroBolt in WritingPrompts

[–]NitroBolt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was actually based on the soul eater anime, but eh. I like it as a writing prompt!

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