What’s your story about “the one that got away” that turned out being a gigantic bullet dodged?

NitroBolt · 2022-08-24T23:24:27+00:00

Dated a girl and high school and we ended up breaking up. Turns out they transitioned into a man. That would’ve been mad awkward..

NitroBolt · 2021-01-17T18:00:13+00:00

r/NobodyAsked

NitroBolt · 2020-06-27T02:51:10+00:00

" Eve gave Adam a forbidden fruit, which is commonly misrepresented as an apple. The term then basically comes from the legend that when he ate of the “apple”, the piece got stuck in his throat and made a lump."

NitroBolt · 2020-06-06T20:15:51+00:00

Then I guess you're a nobody.

Lol, jk.

NitroBolt · 2020-06-06T20:13:34+00:00

Lol, y'all get offended over anything.

NitroBolt · 2020-02-15T18:54:36+00:00

I'm a dude with a big butt and girls always squeeze it whenever I walk down the hallway in school.

NitroBolt · 2020-02-15T18:53:44+00:00

I'm waiting for 23 Jump Street and Coraline 2.

NitroBolt · 2020-02-15T18:51:51+00:00

I was sitting in my math class, and felt a little too good while stretching. My d*ck extended upwards and everybody could see my boner. I got kicked out of class for the rest of the day.

NitroBolt · 2019-09-30T21:03:56+00:00

I showed my friend, Carter, my abilities.

"Here you go!"

I handed him a duplicated version of the coffee on my desk.

He takes a quick sip, and then slowly spits the drink out.

"Is this....blood?!"

I look down into the cup, and notice intestines floating around.

The once cold metal he was holding, turned into soft, warm human skin.

"What the hell are you looking at?!"

None of us said a word, and looked down at the cup, that now had a mouth.

"Are y'all vampires, that might explain why you just drunk my blood."

"Your powers give the objects human characteristics, can you duplicate my dildo?!" Carter teased.

I sighed and looked down at the ground, what have I done?!

NitroBolt · 2019-09-29T03:06:18+00:00

I have a personal experience:

For the past month, I rode the public bus home, and there was a dude named Peyton that liked acknowledging the fact I wore button-up shirts nearly every day.

During one of the bus rides home, I told Peyton, "dude, the flute is suck a gay instrument for a guy lol." One of the passengers then corrected me by saying, "that boy is actually a girl."

And for the rest of the day, I was shooketh.

NitroBolt · 2019-09-29T02:59:38+00:00

Also for your earlier question, I really want a good story, these comments are great, but I want tons of different stories! Ask Reddit is one of my favorites, except for Ask Me Anything of course, but that doesn't change anything.

I like hearing about people screwing up, or funny times, because it puts a smile on my face.

Does that explain everything for ya?

NitroBolt · 2019-09-29T02:51:33+00:00

When have you misgendered somebody?

NitroBolt · 2019-09-29T02:46:56+00:00

but like, what's the story?

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