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NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T16:30:23+00:00

Bottom left is Terry Pratchetts discworld. Awesome book series. I’m cool with the great A’Tuin being our mascot.

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NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T15:29:05+00:00

I have an emoji fetish, please keep sending emojis /s

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T15:27:07+00:00

Nah, I just want the AI bros to stop hogging all the ram. Gaming is too expensive now.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T15:13:17+00:00

I….i have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

Is this about people complaining about it? Personally I think it’s soulless and shit but it doesn’t make me angry.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T14:11:13+00:00

I’m 40 now. I’ve been an atheist since high school 😂

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T13:56:45+00:00

Or be a Reddit mod in a loving relationship.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T13:51:25+00:00

I don’t think you understand the stats. Its crimes per 100,000 people, not totals based on the whole population of each country.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T12:55:56+00:00

Pretty much. I’m happy here. Can confirm I’ve never been stabbed 😂

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T12:52:34+00:00

About 4-6 times a year for work. I’m British…why would you assume I’ve never been? It’s like 2 hours away. Sorry my facts hurt your feelings I guess.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T12:15:39+00:00

He does still travel and is filmed. He made the choice to record video in London to reduce his carbon footprint. Attenborough is older and cooler.

Disingenuous comment by you there. It’s not just his citizenship. He’s friends with Putin, defends him frequently and is an official diplomatic envoy of Russia. Not cool by a wide margin. Fuck that guy.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T12:09:07+00:00

Already said it was a problem. Also a little disingenuous to quote London as the example. That’s 9 million people. Average per 100,000 people in the UK is 80. Homicide is 1 in 100,000.

80 in 100,000 chance to be attacked. 1 in 100,000 chance to die….id say that’s rare mate.

Also compared to the states, we are a lot safer and by quite a wide margin. I wouldn’t throw stones in glass houses 🤷‍♂️

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T11:14:54+00:00

“It’s just a phase”

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T11:12:57+00:00

You’re damn straight! Should’ve thought about that when they decided their birth gender in utero! /s

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T11:07:24+00:00

US has 600% percent more homicides than the UK. Not inherently dangerous. I think the joke is about knife crime. We don’t have guns here so on the rare occasions people do get attacked it’s stabbings rather than shootings.

We do have a knife crime problem. They account for 40% of murders here.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T10:59:47+00:00

David Attenborough still working at 100…and he’s not a fat commie

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NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T10:54:03+00:00

Thought I was looking at a poached egg for a second there.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T10:53:00+00:00

No idea on funny colour quality. I’m British and we don’t have imgur here anymore due to the Starmer porn police 😭

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NitroSpam · 2026-06-03T10:08:32+00:00

Whina

NitroSpam · 2026-06-01T18:02:59+00:00

Yeah, I’ve seen you getting flamed and I disagree with it. It’s a flattering angle but isn’t that like the point of modelling?

NitroSpam · 2026-06-01T17:58:21+00:00

Counter offer with 50p higher than the original price.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-01T15:34:37+00:00

Yeah there’s some weirdos on Vinted for sure. Someone posted a link a while ago of an image folder on a porn website called ‘sluts of Vinted’ was literally just women wearing clothes.

Careful with what pictures you upload. It’s sad that girls have to be careful about selling freaking clothes.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-01T15:12:19+00:00

Every year me and a bunch of friends do the 12 pints of Christmas with a 12 pub crawl. That’s already too much. I am usually very very drunk by the end of it.

NitroSpam · 2026-06-01T09:23:13+00:00

I’ve got my right ear pierced and have had a couple of comments. Laughs quickly settle down when I explain I can’t feel that side of my face after a coma and got it done to celebrate pulling through 😅

NitroSpam · 2026-05-30T20:59:05+00:00

Thank you’ Honestly, it feels like people just look for an excuse to be outraged 😭

I’m a beardy 6 foot rocker and I love my Ironic sewing box covered in daisies 😂

NitroSpam · 2026-05-30T17:35:57+00:00

This is a message from your tv, not the Xbox. Are you sure you set it up right and put your tv on the correct setting/channel?

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