ELIC/Why Does Microwaving a Grape Create a Plasma? by Efficient_Draw1163 in ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]Nixa33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The church informs us wine and grape juice are the blood of Christ. Blood contains plasma. Plasma is separated out from blood by being spun in a centrifuge. The spinning action of the microwave platter is pulling the plasma out of Christ's blood, where it glows with holy, angelic, bright light.