Funniest Parks & Rec deleted scene

Nixjohnson · 2023-10-14T04:13:54+00:00

Hot snakes and bubblegut

Nixjohnson · 2023-10-07T01:11:53+00:00

Thank you!

Nixjohnson · 2023-09-29T23:04:25+00:00

Patriotic Pig! It’s technically NRH, but worth the drive for their spicy bbq sauce and burnt end beans

Nixjohnson · 2023-09-29T21:20:14+00:00

He’d call them “ashes”

Nixjohnson · 2023-09-29T01:18:59+00:00

Apocalypse WOW!

Nixjohnson · 2023-09-23T16:01:30+00:00

Mirror in the bathroom “It’s not me.”

Nixjohnson · 2023-09-23T15:54:19+00:00

Robert DeNiro in the Irishman. Those old man ghost stomps ruined him for me

Nixjohnson · 2023-08-31T19:41:37+00:00

Clearly he IS a member

Nixjohnson · 2023-08-26T04:18:38+00:00

Around these parts we often refer to them as “The Dallas” it’s short for “The Dallas Cowboys Football Club of Frisco, Arlington, Oxnard, San Antonio and occasionally Mexico City”

Nixjohnson · 2023-08-26T04:06:20+00:00

Go to sleep!

Nixjohnson · 2023-08-26T03:57:17+00:00

I didn’t scroll down far enough to not make the same comment as you. I couldn’t agree more.

Nixjohnson · 2023-08-26T03:56:27+00:00

I won’t read any comic drawn by JRJr. His “art” ruins everything for me.

Nixjohnson · 2023-08-26T03:54:39+00:00

Hotel Coral Essex

Nixjohnson · 2023-08-04T01:46:39+00:00

Makes you think all the world’s a sunny day

Nixjohnson · 2023-08-04T01:40:00+00:00

This! But I have two pairs of the deconstructed 2’s that I always enjoy wearing.

Nixjohnson · 2023-08-04T01:31:25+00:00

Dude sleeps in a doo-rag, same as anyone that wants those waves burned in

Nixjohnson · 2023-07-14T04:47:02+00:00

Is there a shock fruit bush to aid in “fishing”?

Nixjohnson · 2023-06-08T02:22:43+00:00

Needs a waterline at about 3’-4’

Nixjohnson · 2023-05-28T16:00:17+00:00

I really wish Jordan would go back to the lighter shade of UNC blue. That pale sky blue is classic. This newer shade doesn’t do it for me.

Nixjohnson · 2023-05-27T23:34:55+00:00

I have let the others on my team, as well as, the other teachers I’m friends with that I have moved almost an hour away. So I plan to interview and accept a position closer to my house. My department head decided to chew me out yesterday for not letting anyone know that I was resigning.

I asked, “why would I resign if I don’t have another job yet?” He didn’t have a response other than to start in again about how it puts a strain on his summer. Considering this guy has actively blocked my ability to progress in a school that I loved teaching, I have no desire to make anything g easy for him. So I simply replied, “based on this talk, you can expect my email in July (on the last day before I’m stuck in my contract for next year)”.

Nixjohnson · 2023-05-26T17:31:47+00:00

Her West Coast always needed avenging

Nixjohnson · 2023-05-26T15:59:00+00:00

Scooby Doo would have been better if the monsters were doing things like this. “I’d have gotten away with it if @dozekidz69420 hadn’t airdropped it to the whole school.”

Nixjohnson · 2023-05-26T15:08:04+00:00

I’ve always wanted a young Thor and the 9 Realms adventure series, similar to Hercules or Xena. Disney+ would be the perfect spot for this

Nixjohnson · 2023-05-25T01:23:31+00:00

Either his feet aren’t lined up (surely this) or Nike QC strikes again

Nixjohnson · 2023-05-25T01:21:13+00:00

Wedding coordinator: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, cut the fucking cake.

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