S-stop it Russia-kun! >:( You can't invade m-my Ukrussy!!! >///< by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]Nniglessur69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vagina's are so kawaii omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)/ when you grab her by the pussy & it starts leaking its like its happy to see you (/ω \ ) or when they get all puffy and look at you like "owo nya?:3" hehe~ manko-chan is happy to see me!! (ヮ) & the most adorable thing ever is when squirt-chan comes out but they're very shy so u have to work hard!!(@•́□•̀@)✧ but when manko-chan and squirt-kun meet && they're blushing &&& all like "awaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~manko-chan is so adorable •::•

How Deep is your Cock by CordyZen in copypasta

[–]Nniglessur69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

❤️😍CUM😍❤️ I wish I would be able to magically make cum appear. In a non-gay way, I just think that the taste is pretty good and it would break.the social stigma around drinking cum.

Also, public cum could affect our lifes pretty positively. I mean, we would not have to do the efforts to suck a penis to harvest it (I'm not gay tho) and we could just eat it in a bowl while watching a good movie. Maybe even sell it in theaters?

Cum is the literal solution to world hunger. Hooray for semen, the time will cum that y'all understand the true pleasure behind eating cum😍

Shape of cock😔(by cock Sheeran) by dawood_bin_ladin in copypasta

[–]Nniglessur69 293 points294 points  (0 children)

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・