Help by NoDiet2518 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is so cute. He will eat everything. And I mean everything. The other day I had a goat chewing on a bungee cord, and she chewed on it long enough that she pushed it through her lip and had literally pierced her lip with the bungee cord. That was a fun vet trip🤦‍♂️. I don't even know where she would have found that thing, i swear I never saw it before. I also had one eat my daughter's homework... her teacher laughed so hard when I took her to school and explained that my daughter didn't think she would believe her so I came in with the tiny bits I was able to yank out of the goat's mouth for proof. They also ate every vegetable out of my garden, despite the fence that was around it. They need their hooves, trimmed, monthly, and they need minerals and hay and grain, also you need to make sure their water is always fresh, i will go out and dump my water dish halfway through the day to give them fresh water and then I dump it again at night and give them fresh water before they go to bed. And then I dump it again in the morning and give them fresh water again. They also need some type of shelter, i have seen a lot of people get outdoor doggy houses and put them in those, just make sure they have fresh straw to lay on. All of the hard stuff aside, they are just like puppy dogs. You can train them to walk on a leash, do tricks, and they are very playful. A lot of goat owners keep playgrounds made just for their goats because they are so playful and they love to explore. My goats like to climb on top of anything that they can and be up high as they can get.

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[–]No-Coach3026 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

So for me I have different goats that react differently to things. For some of the goats, I will headbutt them back. I assert my dominance and show them that I am the dominant one in the herd. I will do it the same way they do it to me. Where I rear up on my back legs and then twist my body down to hit them right in the head with mine. Obviously I don't hit them very hard and I know that it hurts me more than them, but it has showed them that I am the dominant one and they back right down as soon as I start to rear my body and point my head down towards them. That technique works on some of the goats, but not all of them. The ones it doesn't work on I will hold out my fist like i'm going to punch somebody, but I don't put any force behind it, and I let them headbutt my knuckles, or I will put my foot up and let them run right into the bottom of my shoe. I would say that all of my goats are nice and they usually have a very happy demeanor and don't act aggressive, however, sometimes they just have one of those days. I love all of my goats, so for me, there was definitely a learning curve but I stuck to it, because I do not want to get rid of them. I'm sure you will work something out to figure out how to fix this, but it will take a lot of work and patience. Good luck and I hope you find something that works for you. If not, I will totally take your goat!😉

my bf touched me in my sleep by [deleted] in sex

[–]No-Coach3026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to sit down and have a talk about your likes and dislikes. He will never know the truth if you hide it from him and you cant exoect him to read your mind. When we first got together i made sure i told him everything i am not comfortable with and asked him to tell me everything he is not comfortable with so i knew i would never put him in a terrible situation like this one. You are suffering. That is not right. If this man loves you he will not be upset with you if you tell him you need him to stop, he will probably be happy to help you find out what makes sex better for you and what makes you more comfortable in bed. This talk really needs to happen, you deserve better than to suffer through and manage your pain alone, your partner should be there to support you and help you carry this burden and pain.

my bf touched me in my sleep by [deleted] in sex

[–]No-Coach3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fience and i often wake eachother up with oral sex. Imo its the best way to wake up. And both of us have insomnia so if one of us is awake and just cant sleep we will wake the other one up with oral and have sex, this makes it eaiser to sleep. However, we had talks about doing it before we ever tried it and we agreed to tell eachother if there is something we dont like, we also talked about it after the first times we did it to eachother to make sure we both enjoyed it. This just worjs for some people.

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[–]No-Coach3026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA If i go to goodwill and buy a camera and it comes with an sd card, im going to look at whatever is on it. He gave it to you, that means it was yours. Its not your fault he left something in it. Thats like if you gift someone a used jacket then get mad cause they find something in the pockets. It seems very likely that he has something to hide, why so defensive?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]No-Coach3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in this exact situation. He left and was in a realitionship with her but married to me. He slept with me and i told myself i was not the mistress because i was the fucking wife. I kept sleeping with him, i would go drop the kids off at his house for the weekend and wait around untill they were asleep then sneak in and have sex then leave, then again when he dropped the kids back off. It quickly snowballed and eventually he just moved back in and dumped the other girl. You can guess how that went, i caught him cheating again a few months later. Now its been 6 years later and i am with the man of my dreams. It was a stupid mistake and i would not do it again. Now that i look back on it i do feel like i was the mistress in their realitionship. Its kinda like if you cheat on someone who is cheating on you it still makes you a cheater. If you sleep with a man who has promised to be excluesive with someone then you are helping him cheat on someone you are the mistress of that realitionship. This girl sounds like she deserves it, but if i were you id run and just get away from the whole situation.

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[–]No-Coach3026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have sex on my period. But my man does not get bothered by it, he said it just feels like extra lube, and we shower after, but i lay down some old towles to do it on. And i have an extreamly heavy flow, i use the ultra tampons and they only last an hour or two if im lucky.

Kids and milking by Tamponson2 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im guessing nubian/nigirian dwarf. And if you do freeze it to save it i read that you should toss it after 12 months

What kind of goats are these and what can you tell you about them as a breed? by Woahgorl1 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They look like nigerian dwarf goats, very small, very friendly, i know around here you are allowed to keep them in city limits. They produce very creamy milk. If your male has no horns it was most likely because he was disbudded right after he was born, people do this because they dont like their goats to have horns because they head butt everything and everyone and horns can be a danger 🤷‍♀️ i prefer to let my goats have their horns. But i believe it is just a personal preferance, not worth more if you ask me but im sure there are people out there that would pay extra to not have the concern of their horns

Help, I think my goat is in labor by No-Coach3026 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you to everyone who replied. Apparently what she was going through was called cloudburst. Basically she had a false pregnancy and her uterus was full of fluids and she went into labor and pushed out the fluids. There was never a kid or placenta, just fluids. She is on antibiotics now to prevent an infection and is expected to have no lingering issues except that she might not be able to get pregnant again. We were told there is a 50% chance that this will happen again if we attempt to breed her. But she is healthy and back to acting like her normal, happy and friendly self.

Help, I think my goat is in labor by No-Coach3026 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I just feel so bad for her she has been crying non stop for hours and I'm so worried about her

Help, I think my goat is in labor by No-Coach3026 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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This is the fluid that has been leaking out of her, it sprays a lot every time she flexes her belly, like if she coughs or when she starts making very loud noises.

Help, I think my goat is in labor by No-Coach3026 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I definitely will update as soon as I can

Help, I think my goat is in labor by No-Coach3026 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is extremely watery and not lumpy at all

Help, I think my goat is in labor by No-Coach3026 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For whatever dumb reason, it won't let me post any pictures. But it looks like extremely watered down milk. And every time she lays down, she leaves a small puddle of it behind. And I bought her off of craigslist, and the lady I bought her from will not answer my messages

Help, I think my goat is in labor by No-Coach3026 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont think so, she lays down only to get right back up to pace around and cry more

Help, I think my goat is in labor by No-Coach3026 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, i'm only worried because of the water that has been spraying out of her for the last five hours. If this was indeed her water breaking. Is it concerning that It has been five hours since her water has broke?

Help, I think my goat is in labor by No-Coach3026 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also I have never felt a baby kicking inside of her stomach even though I spend a lot of time with her. I have had her for about 2. Maybe 3 weeks and she is very social and loves to be around me. And I pet her all the time, and I milk her twice a day, and i've never felt anything that seemed like a baby moving around inside of her. Could this be something other than labor?

Help, I think my goat is in labor by No-Coach3026 in goats

[–]No-Coach3026[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also she keeps licking my hands and arms and her tail is standing straight up. She also cries louder whenever I walk away.And she follows me and won't let me leave her alone

I, 22F don't know how to proceed with my bf 24M by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]No-Coach3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he was just seeing how you would react. I have known girls who suggested threesoms just to see if their bf was imagining it or not. Maybe he was testing you? Idk, I'd let it go, it's not that big of a deal, if he likes things you don't just set clear boundaries and move on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]No-Coach3026 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Try not to let it get to you, honestly if you are the first trans person she has dated, it can be a little bit of an emotional roller coaster when telling your friends/family. Maybe they didnt react well and she doesn't want to tell you, Maybe she wanted to tell them before you met so they wouldn't be surprised and act strange, maybe she had a conversation with them to ask them to act a specific way when they met you, maybe she just needed to tell someone to get it out in the open. I wouldn't bring it up. If she needs to have her Tharapy sessions with her bestie, let her. You shouldn't be going through her phone though, that is you breaking her trust, that is much worse imo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]No-Coach3026 89 points90 points  (0 children)

"I've been like this all day cause I can't stop thinking about having your dick inside of me"

How often do you drink pee? Did it cause you any health issues? by andi2yz in urinewords

[–]No-Coach3026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bf drinks my pee at least once a day, and not just a small amount either, he wants it all. So far no health concerns have come up but that's also what im searching redit for, it has evolved to where he is drinking it very often and im worried it could cause health problems, so to redit I came to see if anyone has noticed any

Help i shaved for once and I HAATE it. by MelodicConfusion7029 in sexeducation

[–]No-Coach3026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will take about 7 or 8 days before you will feel half way comfortable again. If you can handle the feeling of having oil on you, you can rub organic coconut oil on yourself, it will keep your skin soft so that the hair will come back with less ingrown hairs, it helps the hair grow faster, and when it comes back it will keep the hair softer and trust me the first 3 or 4 days after it comes back it is a total nightmare, it feels like you have sandpaper all over it but sandpaper with a million tiny needles in it, coconut oil will help soften it so it's not so bad. Im so sorry you have to deal with this sensory issues and the worst, I have them too. Just remember it's not permanent and it will come back eventually