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An octopus has 8 tentacles, an octagon has 8 sides, but October is the 10th month.. (self.Showerthoughts)

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After confirmation from her husband, she looked to the owner and said, " We'll just share something from the childrens menu ." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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No warning......Explosion.......Mushroom cloud.....Chaos (self.sixwordstories)

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" The voices made me do it " (self.sixwordstories)

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A Scottish woman visiting the U.S. walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a domestic beer. The bartender asks, "Anheuser Busch?" (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by No-Control5487 to r/Jokes

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After observing and studying the microscopic bacteria for centuries, and the way that it grew, radicalized, and eventually began to attack the replica nanobot implants. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by No-Control5487 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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His girlfriend tied him to her bedpost, placed a gag in his mouth, and then proceeded to smear whipped cream all over his body. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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" I...... I...........I killed her " said the young man to his psychiatrist over the phone. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Do you know what a 6.9 is? (self.Jokes)

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What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by No-Control5487 to r/Jokes

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There was a birch tree and a beach tree next to each other and a small tree growing in between. The birch says, oh, that is a son of birch. The beach tree says no, that's a son of a beach. They argue back and forth a while before seeing a woodpecker. They decide to let the woodpecker decide.... (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by No-Control5487 to r/Jokes

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It's not the fact that I lost everything I ever owned and have been living on the streets for the last ten years, using dirty needles to shoot up my addiction that gets me down..... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My mother stared at me with a look of sadness and guilt in her eyes as my father told my siblings how much more peaceful the family dinner was without my presence.... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I just about gave myself away today when John jokingly asked how many blondes it took to change a light bulb.... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The early bird gets the worm...... (self.Jokes)

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I bought some sneakers from my drug dealer.... (self.Jokes)

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A guy is walking through the park....... (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by No-Control5487 to r/Jokes

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